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Mississippi Handbag
Mississippi Handbag
A Mississippi Handbag is code name for a sexual act. In this act, you have sex with a woman and then defecate into her purse before slinking out into the night. This can also be done to a man by another man or even by a woman provided the victim owns a purse which can be shat into.
History Nugget Bonus: Tom Green once described the Mississippi Handbag to an elderly woman at a stand up comedy show in Maryland.
Used In A Sentence
"After a long night of bro jobs and felching with my roomie, I snuck over to my landlords and gave her the 'ol Mississippi Handbag."
Can someone add a fucking photo? I obviously can't fucking execute it. Something about MIME types bein' gay.
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