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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 7, 2014
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John Sakars is a vegan porn star, animal rights activist and talented musician who enjoys violating YouTube's upload policy by posting videos of his sexy, wet, naked body.
His favorite pastimes include drinking green smoothies, eating out beautiful vegan vaginas and having cats lick syrup off his tiny, malnourished penis.
