Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 28, 2014

Luka Magnotta

Luka Magnotta, born Eric Clinton Kirk Newman, is a now-jailed Toronto area hooker, kitten torturer, and snuff film set designer whose dream of becoming a porn star was broken when nobody cared to view his pencil-dick. After turning to prostitution to make a living, by age 27 Magnotta had aged out of twink status, and no longer appealed to his target demographic, so he decided to make a name for himself by uploading videos of himself torturing cats, and using their corpses as sex toys.

On December 23, 2014, Magnotta was found guilty of first degree murder. Sadly, his younger sister is still at large killing animals, and his accomplice remains free.

((1 Lunatic 1 Jail Cell))

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