Lady-JadeDragon

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Jade on the best day of her life

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Lady-JadeDragon
Given Name(s)	Jade Marie Wrenn
Born	between 1990 and 2000
Nationality	'Murican
Residence	Dallas, USA
deviantART	Lady-JadeDragon
Facebook	Jade Marie Wrenn

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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Imagine a demented female, who's being salty all the time. A person, who probably took lessons from a stereotypical feminist(she even looks a bit like one) in being a jealous and butthurt over anything. Though she tries to act all like an angel now. And that this person has already passed down her gene pool to the younger generation. That's Lady-JadeDragon.

Also, it just so happens that she likes playing with little boys in more ways than one. Don't let her beautiful personality sway you into thinking she was the victim.

Had once a babby daddy, but she a gave him a run with his money. Not wanting to end up under a bridge/listen to her Feminist agenda, he went and never came back. Which was, according to some people, the best thing that happened to him. They were jealous of the opportunity he was presented with and wanted to join him in his little Utopia.

The past

Jade attended a College in Dallas, alongside a few of her friends. However, during one of the parties at the dorm, she fucked (up) in more ways than one. She got drunk and had it raw with some random dude(s) and possibly a few Feminist lesbos(who were slowly indoctrinating her into their agenda). The rest of her 'activities' is unknown to me.

This resulted in her getting knocked up, as well as possibly receiving something nasty. No, I'm not talking about the idea of becoming a Feminist, more like some STDs. Though some do see it as the STD of the world.

Some time after the party and a hangover, Jade bought herself a pregnancy test. It was positive, meaning she won't be able to earn money as a cam girl(yep, she already showed her junk to the public)for a while now. And that she will have to leave College for some time to take care of her baby. She couldn't do an abortion because she was late to do it.

It ends with her making some salty comments on her Facebook (like the one above), dropping off from school and moving in with a fool, whom she told that he was the father of her unborn kid.

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For the next few months, the situation seemed to be quite stable, at least financially. Both the 'father' and Jade had jobs, though the latter one possibly worked by selling half nude pics to some nasty customers. Though "half nude" would probably be an understatement. And, due to her Feminist agenda, she would claim that all that men care about is now women look. Despite having a job, where she would use men to get money.

At least, it seemed that the financial situation was stable at first. Because, instead of saving up some cash and investing it into something, she decided otherwise. Sure the money she earned it hers, but, according to my anonymous friend, the girl acted(and still acts) irresponsible. And, according to me, like a human child/cat hybrid. She wants the newest IPhone with glitter and she wants it NOW. She wants that new dress, even though she will only wear it once. She's more interested in getting some shiny(made by Chinese kids) shit than in her own kid.

Eventually, her spending habits took the role of a small, human-made black hole. At that time, she wasn't all that fit to continue her "career" for the time being. Apparently, it's hard to strike a sexy pose, when there's a big belly sticking out.

She asked her ~~sponsor~~ boyfriend for money. Of course, to buy a new iPhone, duh. Instead of giving her the money, the guy decided to do what a stereotypical black dad does. It may seem weird at first, but there's a theory that he was really her sponsor. And that they had a contact of "mutual love and understanding", which they eagerly signed. At first, they might have shared more than a few moments of intimacy. However, as time went by, the belly got bigger and she said that "her head hurts" more and more times.

In the end, she carried on by mooching every one of her friends. She, most probably told them that she needs to buy her baby some new stuff and that she will give back the money next week.

The only good things, that emmerged from this situation were: