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Clown Tobi
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Clown Tobi looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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| Born | 1986/1987 |
| Nationality | Flemmish 
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| Score | Killed 1
Hostages 3 |
| Style | FPS, Co-op / Taking Hostages |
| An Hero | No (Surrendered) :( |
| Top 20? | Yes, Co-op mode (#20) |
Clown Tobi™/Doctor Aspirin (Powerword: Kevin Lapeire), A.K.A. John Wayne Gacy 2.0, is by far THE greatest clown and magician the Benelux has ever seen!
As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol yodeling pall with him since he could not do the act by himself.
Clown Tobi's Final show:
Act 1:
Tobi and Yodeling Dietwin break and enter into his ex' house and drug her with a roofied cocktail on mothersday.
Act 2:
Clown Tobi and his friend Yodeling Dietwin go after his volunteer ex wife's kids, tying them up for his magic show and force them watch him as he stabs their mother multiple times with a knife and finish her off with a gun to her head to express his passion for BDSM followed by a hilarious pun that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown). lol, get it?
Act 3:
For his next lulzy act, Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a police standoff waving a gun around trolling the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air just to fuck with them, threatening bystanders and saying he's gonna jump.
Unfortunately, Kevin bitched out many hours later by surrendering, ruining his final act by not becoming an hero.
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Clown Tobi has a passion for shoving dick shaped balloons up his ass, especially in front of hundreds of kids.
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Without the facepaint.
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Dancing like a Retard
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Kevin's partner in crime.
Graded Score
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| Kills: | 1/20 |
| Accuracy: | 1/20 Shooting only one person and later shooting some rounds in the air during a police standoff |
| Style: | 15/20 Taking hostages |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Some outrage on his youtube channel |
| Bonus: | 15/20 POLICE STANDOFF! |
| Total score: 42/100 (D-) | |
Wanted Level:
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Police Force