Mike Crapo

Mike Crapo (Pronounced Crap-o) is a gay conservative senator from Idaho and a dingo ate his baby.

Some argue that he'll suck your cock!

Political stances

Mike is anti-choice, and is a total fag because he voted to give proper teaching to knocked up teenage sluts. [1]

Crapo is also well noted for his hatred of Jews, as he is the father of Purelily.

Mike is also known for his hatred of Spics as his blog states. He voted for the murder of Mexican babies of any sort, and is staunchly for the eating of them. As he puts it:

"If they need to be killed, why let that sweet, tender meat go to waste?" [2]

Personal Life

Mike is a Mormon. He also is proud father of Purelily and husband of Tubgirl and Your mom.

Quotes

• "Are you so dense as to believe that there was a holocaust?!"
• "I see nothing wrong with child porn! In fact, I love it!"
• "Jews are the filthy scum of the earth. I think Hitler had his shit together!"