MysteryBot

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EVERYONE <3's MYSTERYBOT

	“	This is how it always starts; one minute it's harmlessly welcoming people, next it's running naked through down town LA looking for a John Conner.	„
	—iicatsii

The MysteryBot is was the most powerful sysop on ED.

An artist's impression of MysteryBot

A retard's impression of MysteryBot

WhiteMystery hard at work in his lab

Jessica Chobot

Created by sellout WhiteMystery MysteryBot did all the things that the other sysops should have been doing, but were too lazy and/or busy fapping to jailbait or getting drunk and crying over their busted mac laptop. (Fuck you. -Yirimyah

NOTE : It is possible to troll MysteryBot, but doing so would incur the wrath of the banhammer like noone else has ever felt it, as the incapacitation of MysteryBot would lead to the other sysops actually having to do some work.

WhiteMystery is currently developing MysteryBot|MysteryBot and adding mysterious and enigmatic advanced functionality, but whenever he asks other sysops to make suggestions for functions he is met with only useless but amusing ones instead of anything actually productive. The most effective response when WhiteMystery asks for suggestions for anything, is to tell him to get on irc fgt as it is a well known fact that he finds IRC both frightening and confusing.

Fun Facts

• WhiteMystery actually refers to his MysteryBot as "he" rather than "it" - as if it was an actual person.

• It is currently unknown whether WhiteMystery sodomizes MysteryBot as a reward for good, or as a punishment for bad behavior.
  The answer is probably both.

• The best way to troll WhiteMystery is to make sexual advances towards MysteryBot, which he regards as his own child.

• MysteryBot welcomed himself.

• MysteryBot spotted in Florida

• MysteryBot is currently being upgraded with the latest in lulz weaponry

Currently MysteryBot

• Welcomes new users.
• Repairs double redirects.
• Fixes dead end pages.
• Removes invalid page categories.
• Parses Special:Wantedpages to identify and remove broken links.
• Updates status page.
• Reverts suspected vandalism.
• Bans your dumb ass.

	“	It will unleash a nuclear lollercaust on web 2.0	„
	—Drunkenlazybastard

	“	u baned mi 4 no rezon u r a dik sukin lozzzzer fagggooottt TTTTTTT_TTTTTTT	„
	—butthurt ED vandal

See Also

• SecurityBot

MysteryBot is part of a series on ED Government

Executive Command Founder Joseph Evers • Lulz Incarnate Ae-tan • Codified Likeness Utility CLU Theocratic Branch Spiritual Advancement Guru Meepsheep • Brother Hipcrime • Our Dear Leader GloriousReader • Hardchat Royalty Likeicare Judicial Branch Judge Boudica • Drama Detective GirlOnInternet • Arbchat • Internet court Intelligence Division Arctic Research Scientist Caku • Chanfig and Professional Memer CrackRabbit • Kentucky Colonel Fleacollerindustry • Cordial Cyborg Jacket • Kaptein-Commandant Conciërge Tabs • E-Detective and Token Straight Guy Zagan Communications Network Jamaican Ambassador ASSBLONKER • Logistics Expert Scumhook • Maysam • Professor A Fucking Box • Commissar MegaManly • Memetic Warfare Director Chimplord • Real Celebrity Paul Rudd Department of Defense "Old Bone" Kleetus • Catalogue Cleaning Crew Cobaltcat Founding Documents ED:Help • ED:101 • ED:LULZ • ED:OATH