I Go Chop Your Dollar

Nkem Owoh, the ytcracker of the 419 spam game, composed this scammer anthem as part of the soundtrack for the low-budget African movie "The Master", in which he starred. The movie, much like the song, is about screwing white people out of their money. It spawned a whole host of memes which enjoy great popularity in Bantown, most notably mugu.

As you can see, the music video is pretty upbeat and has a lot of bright and faggy colors, which is pretty unusual for a song about wire fraud.

UPDATE

Nkem Owoh was arrested last Thursday in Amsterdam. Dutch officials reportedly informed him that they go chop his freedom. He was later released.

Lyrics

I know suffer no be small
Upon say I get sense
Poverty no good at all, no
Na imma make I join this business

419 it no be thief, it's just a game
Everybody dey play em
if anybody fall mugu,
ha! my brother I go chop em

[chorus]
National Temples -- na me get em
National Stadium -- na me build em
President na my sister brother
You be the mugu, I be the master
Oyinbo man: I go chop your dollar!
I go take your money and disappear!
419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner
The refinery -- na me get em,
The contract -- na you I go give em
But you go pay me sum mo money make I bring em
you be the mugu, I be the master…
na me be the master ohhhhh!!!!

When Oyinbo play wayo,
dey go say na new style
When country man do him own,
them go dey shout: bring em, kill em, die!

That Oyinbo people greedy, I say them greedy
I don't see them tire
That's why when they fall into my trap o!
I dey show them fire

See Also

Bix Nood
419

External Links

Dumb nig gets 12 years in US prison for $1.3m 419 scam