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Definitions
Almost
Almost (All most) - def. Nearly to the attained goal but not reaching it.
Sentence: The climbers of Mount Everest almost made it to the top, but instead they froze to death.
Died
Died (dide) - def. To have experienced death, to have become dead, to have expired, to have left this mortal coil to the afterlife/faded away.
Sentence: When my dog ran out into the street and was run over by a truck, he died.
Almost Died
Almost Died (All most dide) - def. To nearly attain the state of having become dead. Sentence: When depressed little emo Shirley was grounded for not having done the dishes, she cut herself and almost died before the paramedics got there.
Common Usage
Near death experiences, while not uncommon in today's world and experienced by people through no fault of their own other than shitty luck, are mostly exploited by 13 year old girls and 13 year old boys who during their bouts of depression say or do things to convince other people that they have hurt themselves fatally. While some of the attempts are real and a sign that the person in question needs serious help, most of the time it's nothing more than bluffing to try and get attention, pity, or gifts from overcaring and abundantly gullible friends.
