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Model M keyboard

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The Model M keyboard is an input device built by IBM, Lexmark, and Unicomp that will last for over 9000 keystrokes. Many Model M keyboards come with removable keycaps which easily can be changed around to confuse a n00b who doesn't know how to type. Fags/failures usually avoid these keyboards because they are not strong enough to press the keys, or are offended by the loud tactile feedback. Greenfags often protest the keyboard because of it's extra power draw, not realizing this is just because it is epic.

History

The Model M keyboard is a newer version of the Model F keyboard that was developed by IBM for Nazi Germany that was used with the computers that kept track of the Jews.

During the First Gulf War, Model M keyboards were used as makeshift shields to deflect rocket propelled grenades back towards the enemy.

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