Colony Drop

Colony Drop is the prime example of a Reject Weeaboo, why Anime isn't a way to get your dick sucked, and why people that post up sites like these rank Place 1,086,435 on Alexa for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with half of a brain, because of the massive amounts of flat earthing nonsensical ramblings and typical bitchass fan behavior when you feel your penis is threatened because what you like "isn't cool anymore".

They say if you show Moe Animu to the users of Colony Drop, you'll uncover their true forms of insectoid aliens that plan to rape Japanese women to create the ultimate race to overrun mankind with large robots and penises.

“	If you’ve ever felt like meeting a bunch of ugly, unattractive, gangly looking buffoons and are unable to attend a local anime convention in the United States, I’m sure Tokyo Anime Fair would be a suitable replacement. The depressing truth is that not only did these slack-jawed guailo clearly descend onto Tokyo for pure anime intentions, no doubt many of them came just to attend Tokyo Anime Fair.	„
—The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves.

What the fuckery is this shit!?

Remember guise! When the anime doesn't have robots or men to make yourself feel better about, complain and be a whiny bitch! That'll show 'em!

Created by a douchebag Gundam fanboy, Colony Drop is a collection of many Amurican ethnocentric weeaboo otaku's flatearthing ramblings and bitching about how much Anime isn't catered for their tastes, and still living in 1994.

Apparently, the site's aim is to "argue against the grain of anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions". Apparently, when you're a fucking geekoid that takes your fandom too far in the range of superiority and think that Anime fandom is going to get you the top title of Nerddom, and create a blog whining about Japanese Cartoons not sucking your cock and appeasing your expectations, it goes to show that the worst of anime fandom is fucked up no matter what batshit insane or stupid extreme end of the spectrum you take.

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They say if you're from Colony Drop, you would drop everything you're doing and write out a fucking book about this image and how much it makes you feel funny and how much it's making the Anime industry not work for you. That's because Colony Drop writers are all dick and no pussy.

With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:

• Their half assed attempt to defame and about how much they don't like teh Moe,

• how they believe that their pasty whiteboy suburbanite loser asses will change the Animu industry and Japanese society as a whole, thinking that Japan actually gives a fuck about whiny annoying gaijin fuckers that whine about Japanese cartoons,

• yapping off their mouths about how the Tokyo Anime Fair was sooooo boring, and hoping to be greater pasty douchey whiteboys by being HARDKORE DUDDDE!!!111! by making witty remarks about how everything sucked, which is what pasty douchey whiteboys do apparently,

• how "anime wasn't like back then in the good ol days",

• whining about how other weeaboos are making them look like fucking idiots (when in turn, they're the ones looking just as stupid),

• bitterly yelling about how much Japanese people aren't sucking the dong of American Weeaboo standards in Akihabara,

• jerking off to the advice given by their fucking crazy creator of the anime that they jerkoff to,

• and displaying the greatest amounts of arrogant prudish White Boy douchebaggotry next to a pile of cocaine, a styrofoam factory, and your mom's latest clipshow of her vacation in Canada, complete with the "oh those (insert inhabitants of whatever country she went to) are so wacky" statement.

By bitching about Japanese Cartoons. How fucking low can you get?

Rise from Nobody Gives a fuck to Nobody fucking cares

Their most proudest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) and talking their mouths off about how the anime isn't what's making their dick bigger any more, and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! Zany!!

But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass forums that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime based successor to Seanbaby. Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!

TL;DR, why the fuck should we care?

It's an white male Reject Weeaboo jerkoff session and a lesson of many important things:

1. Why bitter burnout oldfags are never bearable in the first place,
2. Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,
3. Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self inflated egotism and self given dumbfuckery,
4. Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by harbl and blowjobs from hookers,
5. Why douchey white boy losers that bitch and complain about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
6. Why Comic book fans like these aren't ever going to get their dicks touched by an actual woman.

Why So Serious?

Trust us, when you actually go to their site, this image will look so much better to you. Okay, not by much, but it will look less annoying than the fuck these shitheads write.

Apparently, being an oldfag, and holding long lost dreams of going to Japan, and thinking it's the place where rainbows are in the sky everyday, where anime cons are catered to Gaijin Weeaboo like yourself with girls cosplayed up like your dream anime girl and mecha awarded to you just for liking anime, where Akibahara is a wonderland of anime and electronics waiting to be picked like the next virgin flower to be pleasured (which we're sure than more than accurate that they never got), and how everyday the people of Japan use mecha to fly around to work each and everyday in their wonderful paradise, back in the late 80's, and being a bitter fuck today because you were too busy being dumber than the weeaboos you bitch about doesn't exactly make up for your stupidity.

Even if giving yourself the title of "Anime Appreciation Society President", making a shitty site about bitching about the state of Anime Fandom, acting like a retarded wannabe edgy clone of Seanbaby, and thinking that anyone gives a fuck or even cares about shitty articles filled with whining and blaming others to make Anime popular for your penis ego, it won't make up for the pissant burnt out weeabo you are today.

But keep going, I'm sure that people will truly understand your whimsical ramblings! Realize your dreams and reach the sky! I'm sure you'll make Japanese cartoons and the fandom popular then for your dick!

TL;DR,

Even the very weeaboos that they bitch about are more fucking tolerable, likeable, smarter and charismatic than they'll ever be. Considering Colony Drop's attitudes on the animu today, and their self given role of "Anime Appreciation Society President" to make anime a replacement penis because of their actual small penises through bitching about Japanese cartoons, it's no wonder why Reject Weeaboos are fucking lame.

Dissectery of Dumbfuckery, AKA LERN 2 RESEARCH FAGGORTS

You know there's something amiss when you have weeaboos post up pictures of themselves, but the fuckers that claim to be Seanbaby are too pussy to post up pictures of themselves. PSST! It's because they're fucking uglier than weeaboos!

Todays, we're going to learn how fucking stupid and "backwoods shit town regarded for incest babies" ignorant the people at Colony Drop really are!

“	We here at Colony Drop Inc. spend a lot of our Internet Time arguing against the grain of anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions: We’ve shown how anime blogging is a complete shit pile of incompetent dorks, examined how moé is so much formulaic crap, exposed Professional Creepster Danny Choo as the cheddar-stacking creep he is, and we’ve taken a look at how Akihabara might not be the coolest place in the world.	„
—The shit based terms they thought people were too fucking stupid to think about

Analysis 1

“	We here at Colony Drop Inc. spend a lot of our Internet Time arguing against the grain of anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions	„

Just like the ones you had when you first started liking animu and was a weeaboo before your Reject Weeaboo phase! :3

Analysis 2

“	We’ve shown how anime blogging is a complete shit pile of incompetent dorks	„

Apparently, they've attempted to say "fuck it, you're right, we are losers," but they're too full of shit to admit it. Hypocrisy doesn't speak much when you're being exactly what you haet so much.

Analysis 3

Remember, girls don't make or like anime either! It's all a guy's thing!

“	examined how moé is so much formulaic crap	„

And you have articles of constant fawning over early 90's and late 80's animu that made you feel better at night? Reject Weeaboo in them all makes them just as fucking loser as the closet otaku that fuck pillows. At least the pillow fuckers are more content than the douchebags that run this site. Hell, Japan just might be doing it to troll and piss off all of these fat bitter weeb fucks. HAHA!

On a brighter note, at least the Grorius Niponnesse have a better chance to get off of their fuck pillow, shed their ronreriness with a female ronery that enjoys their moe and score more than the losers on Shitload Drop. See? When you're not a stupid fuck wallowing in your own emoness and bitter distaste for people that aren't as fuckheaded as you, you can get it off! But then you're the shitheaded macho types that worry about everything affecting your dick, and we all know how Grorrious Nippon said to you back then. Sucks to be you losers. HAHA!

Analysis 4

“	exposed Professional Creepster Danny Choo as the cheddar-stacking creep he is	„

The fact that he thinks that Japan is a wonderland like how you did back in the 80's, how Anime makes your penis big for everyone to suck on, wears a retarded Star Wars suit around his preferred area to touch little girls too, hosts a site much more bigger in making revenue about the ronreynissu of Grorious Nippon than yours and is a great fucking loser from the looks and his attitudes about Nippon not that apparent enough?

Even he seems more likeable than you, is more successful and may have even touched more vag than you might ever know. Of course, we treat everyone the same, but even us at ED back in 2008 knew how of a weeaboo queer he was. A lot sooner than you, you slow dim witted fucks.

Analysis 5

“	and we’ve taken a look at how Akihabara might not be the coolest place in the world.	„

No shit, anyone with common sense would know that everything has their dead cold emo converting truths. Unlike you, you've just let it have your way with your ass. DURR HURR HURR

TL;DR

BAWWWWW OUR ANIME NOT COOL ANYMORE SO WE BITCH AND WHINE LIKE BABIES!!

Owners

• Steve
• Zach
• Sean
• Dave
• Mark

TL;DR, Douchebags

The Moar You Know

Even animu animators want these loser fucks to STFU.

Here on the analysis of Colony Drop, we've learned these very important facts:

1. Yelling about anime fandom to make yourself feel better at night isn't going to do shit,
2. The intellectual elitist end of the Anime Fandom Spectrum is just as fucking retarded and stupid as the "randomness" weeaboos,
3. Attempting to be smart and "edgy" by writing up "slandering" articles without doing your research is going to make you look fucking stupid,
4. This is the reason why directors and creators don't ever listen to fans,
5. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BLOG, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE INTERNETS

Also see

• Weeaboo
• Unrealistic Expectations
• Whine
• Unwarranted Self Importance
• Forever Alone
• An Hero

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