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Have you ever wanted to get a job but have no talent? Look no further.

OnlyFans is a shitty site for whores to become famous by showing their bodies for money. When we say money, we mean you have to fucking pay to see the account. The users of this website are sad men who are to much of a dumbass to look up porn on Jewgle. Of course the world has been going downhill for years now, and these sluts have been making fucking millions of showing their body, to fucktards on the internet.

Sadly this website isn't dying down anytime soon. Many Jewtubers are starting to join the site to show nudity to kids. Fucking celebrities are joining the site, because it's the "hip and cool" thing (yes we are at that point that camwhoring is considered the hot new trend, this is the world we live in). And somehow prostitutes are becoming famous for showing nudes.


What is OnlyFans?

OnlyFans is just Instagram, but with one big difference. Instead of being able to see whores for free, you get to pay a monthly subscription fee for the nudes. You may be asking why the fuck would you want pay to see whores, when you can do that for free on Instagram, and spend money to Netflix & chill? Well - people are getting moar idiotic day by day, so they don't know about that option.

The prices can range from $5 to $20 dollars a month, more than most video streaming services. Apparently, people would rather see worthless titties than fucking pay to watch the newest episode of their favorite overrated show.

People can also pay for other retarded shit as well; For example, being able meet up with their favorite slut IRL. People can fuck the whore in the car, and have hot sex. However it's useless as the girl doesn't give a fuck about you, and never will care about you. You can also send them shit to see them nude by their door. It'll probably be better to just look up porn online.

Getting to interact with these whores is worthless. The truth is they do not give a flying shit about you and they only see you as a dollar sign. You aren't getting your precious virtual e-thot girlfriend, you dumbfuck.


Memes

With the ongoing and increasing popularity of OnlyFans, many people have started making shitty Twitter memes about it. Below you can find some examples.

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The OnlyFans Leak

ITS BACK

The OnlyFans Leak aka The Fappening 2.0 was the result of data being leaked online for even more sad fucks to jack off to. Many retards on Twitter started spamming the link everywhere (not a very good idea at all, you dumbfucks). This led to the whores getting pissed off.

It's unknown who caused the leak, as the fucktards who run OnlyFans found no evidence of a data breach. So the best possible assumption is one of the saddest fucks on the entire planet, decided to pay for tons of accounts. He then told his teddy bear about OnlyFans, and it magically came alive and shot itself in the face. He then decided that he should leak all OnlyFans so everyone can see the pics. Little does he know the rest of us think OnlyFans is retarded.

However we do know one thing. OnlyFans is as trustworthy as iCloud to keep your nude pics. We suggest not taking them at all.

The De-Fappening

On August 19, 2021, OnlyFans announced that they would be banning pr0n, starting October 1st.

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