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Business School
You know those ads on Television and YouTube that tell people to get their MBA. What is an MBA you ask? What about Business School? Only those with a special kind of mind can answer. What is business school, it is an alternative form of learning that is different from STEM that seeks to use case studies in order to help solve problems. In other words, it is basically if you attending a boring corporate board room meeting and had people pay $4,000 or more for that trash.
If you go to a quality business school, however, you might have a small chance to start JEWING people. In most cases you will get JEWED and JEWED hard. Most people with common sense even liberal arts faggots will have the brains to see that the business school is degenerate exploitative capitalist garbage designed to demoralize idiots who have never lived in the real world in hopes to bring them towards degenerate neo-marxist left wing views.
The entire thing is an NPC factory designed to screw the customer. Often times your parents who will support you, will think that it is a good degree because most bosses in the world are business faggots.
Everyone knows of course that the best way to run a business is to spend 100,000 of FAFSA money and go into crippling debt. Only the most degenerate of degenerate go here to brag about their mercedes and their useless photography business.
Famous Business Schools
- Warton
- Harvard
- Stanford
- Carlson School of Management
Business Administration: The Worst Undergrad
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Subjects
- Accounting Imagine spending money (150 units for 6 years) on one of the most dull subjects in the world for a chance to land a job as a paper pusher for a career that is losing value and is in the process of being automated with a percentage of 99.99% while also being less qualified for the same low skilled job that is done better by people in other majors or people who have worked in the field for years who have the same skill set but worked longer. 8% chance at obtaining your own CPA firm compared to 20-30% for doctors, other medical professionals, and tradesmen in less time to set up theirs. To increase your salary you will need to take the CPA exam, an exam that has less worth than a $200 dollar community college course in a real job field in STEM and does not actually require a major in Accounting which is filled to the brim with worthless middle management. The board of directors simply doesn't pay as well as you think unless your a massive company like Disney. In addition to this, you will not actually learn accounting nor be able to do your taxes very well because the books are filled with content that feel more like a game of Fizzbin than actually learning the material which is unironically taught better at a 2 month vocational training course at an adult school. You will then ask yourself how many STEM degrees can fit into the units required for the CPA and provide much better job security, wondering why you choose this field. You'll effectively be making 18.45 an hour!!!... if you don't work 80 hours but instead work 40 you'd be making the more reasonable $36.00 a hour. That's called getting cucked by life it means that without bothering to figure out the interest on your loans. Also Reminder, Barb Chandler and Kengle majored in Accounting and are they successful, hell no.
- Finance An over-saturated field full of banker scum who all have degrees and connections. You will not be an investment banker and even if you do, it is not worth it due to the unreal long amount of hours. Banker scum are not entrepreneurs and will often have college degrees, but for the wrong reasons. The secret to both getting a good job and running a successful value is to produce a product or service with intrinsic value. You will not make any money in this field without the connections and power. The Jews in Finance also do not make as much money as you think. They are actually entitled pieces of crap who make ed edd n eddy ponzi schemes who act as privileged fucks who get bailed out and have rich parents. The most successful people in Finance are those who suck enough corporate cock banging on doors rather than their skills or traits. Some of them are also collecting your interest payments as if it is welfare. Aaron Clarey, a former jew, was once part of the financial sector and he is not successful so don't major in this trash.
- International Business Take the worst undergrad degree and put an international spin on it.
- Sports Management After the business school realized that they couldn't scam enough people, they decided to create a major to market to their core audience, the dudebro nigger spic who loves sports.
- Retail Management Become a manager at retail without any work experience.
- Information Technology Its Computer Science for the mentally handicapped. Not a terrible degree, but you will benefit a lot more from getting IT certs vs a full on degree and it is much cheaper.
- Hotel and Restaurant management or Hospitality Usually studied by squirrelly little guys that have a fascination with upskirts and pee cams.
Aaron Clarey
A good example of what happens to people who go to business school can be found with Aaron Clarey. Instead of working in the trades or STEM, he will spend his time bitching about what he could have done instead and giving others like him career advice, not that is a bad thing. He will sometimes trash other majors such as Economics when he himself didn't put much effort in his schooling.
Career Goals
Business faggots have a wide variety of career goals
- Live with their mom
- Get a Job. Not a job sector, just get a job with nothing else put on it.
- Become the Wolf of Wall-Street
- Work for Goldman Sachs and Jew people
- Be a parasite
- Do anything that isn't rooted in minimalism and rationality
- Work dead end jobs
- Bitch and Moan afterwards about how they wasted their money.
Fates of Business School Students
- They go back to school to learn something else (usually learning Computer Science at their 30s)
- Drop out and work in the trades
- Live with their parents
- Make YouTube videos about what not to do
- Join the army