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Bags of Money
Bags of Money, or Tobias Boyland, is a batshit insane nigger who, after being released from prison on a 14 year drug sentence, decided it would be a good idea to try to reform himself into an outstanding businessman. He claims to be a hardcore gangster, despite proclaiming the whitey cesspool of Buffalo, NY to be his "hood". His main claim to fame is authoring a self help book that reads like a typical MySpace profile mixed with one of those get rich quick infomercials they air in the middle of the night. If that alone was not bad enough, after the book was published, he ran a large promotion campaign both IRL and OTI. His success can be demonstrated by the book becoming an alleged massive hit, so much so that it has not yet been classified as "out of print" on Amazon.
THUG MOTIVATION
Few words can be said to accurately describe the modern literary masterpiece known as THUG MOTIVATION. Published by Bags in 2007, it is a whole 120 pages split into 60 informative chapters (that's two pages a chapter) such as "CHECK YO BITCH", "EVERYDAY HUSTLIN", as well as "CUT OFF A CHICKEN HEAD". The entire book was quite obviously made to serve no real purpose, other than to stroke Bags' ego for the fact that he, unlike his ancestors, was successfully able to afford a mediocre home in a humdrum suburban neighborhood. Because of this and a lot of other things that tend to get to his head, Bags sees himself as some kind of high class entrepreneur, and credits things like his ghetto entourage to his "success" rather than the fact that he liberally throws money around to anyone willing to "model" for filler content in is writing. It should also be noted that he did not learn to read till he was in prison, and was taught by the department of corrections (no srsly).
Selected Passages
The e-book (Sort of)
BagsofmoneyTV has uploaded a slew of videos that give off the impression they relate to his book. In all actuality, they are no more than further ego stroking on his part. For instance, a video titled "THUG MOTIVATION CHAPTER 1" would lead anyone to assume it was somehow tied in with the first chapter of his book, right? Wrong. It is no more than a collection of Bags of Money magazine spots and memorabilia (it should be noted that he had it made) played over a radio interview he did shorty after his release from prison/release of the book.
Lamentably, some taseless honkeys were confused as to what his core message was, and Bags was forced to explain his big bad self.
Lol v& again
Over the years, Bags slowly moved out of the real estate market, and into the debt collection business. His "agency" was founded with a handful of other criminals on the grounds that it would be a totally good idea to impersonate police officers and other federal officials in order to solicit debt money from random people. Anyone with two brain cells would immediately realize that this is highly illegal, unfortunately, Bags isn't one to learn from his previous experiences. All nine agencies he owned were outed by Chris Hansen in a Dateline investigation about people getting threats from "police officers" over credit card debt[1]. Criminals from the New York area were hired to pose as cops, lawyers, and even judges to scare people into paying up. During the night of his arrest, he was reported to have been armed with an AK-47 while the feds broke in. gg.
—Anonymous commenter on his YouTube channel |