Jack White

Jack White aka John Anthony Gillis is the ex lead singer of mediocre Indie, Alternative rock band called the White Stripes. The White Stripes are a band that consist of Jack White a 40 year-old hipster and his wife/sister who failed to learn how to tune or play their instruments. They recorded a bunch of cacophonous screaming and indiscriminate drum-bashing to a music video of Legos masturbating and were an overnight success.

Jack White looking like a drug addicted cross version of Johnny Depp & The Crow

White's Humble beginnings & rise to fame

Jack White grew up in shit hole Detroit with his Catholic parents and 10 something or other siblings. He was abused as a child by his father who constantly molested him in front of his brothers and sisters. His mother who was a crack whore sat there and did nothing. She allowed her husband to rape and abuse her children because she was to busy snorting crack and cooking in the kitchen.