Jack White

Jack White aka John Anthony Gillis is the ex lead singer of mediocre Indie, Alternative rock band called the White Stripes. The White Stripes are a band that consist of Jack White a 40 year-old hipster and his wife/sister who failed to learn how to tune or play their instruments. They recorded a bunch of cacophonous screaming and indiscriminate drum-bashing to a music video of Legos masturbating and were an overnight success.

Jack White looking like a drug addicted cross version of Johnny Depp & The Crow

White's Humble beginnings & rise to fame

Jack White grew up in shit hole Detroit with his Catholic parents and 10 something or other siblings. He was abused as a child by his father who constantly molested him in front of his brothers and sisters. His mother who was a crack whore sat there and did nothing. She allowed her husband to rape and abuse her children because she was to busy snorting crack and cooking in the kitchen. White having no idea what to do with his life, decided to become a catholic altar boy, probably due to the fact that his father touched his pee pee place so many times before. Life in catholic school didn't work out for him, so he decided to become a rock star when he grew up. That way he would be the one touching other people's junk instead of the other way around.