BokuChan

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What are you now seeing in your face, is a shitty advertment from a Chan that no one remembers, It's is at least a A+ example of classic chan faggotry. But at least the shitty chan site is gone. But this is not joke since the user used to be jack himself off (User:Kashiwaba_Tomoe). Thank the lord that he hasn't made any edits since 2013

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Bokuchan

Foundation	December 2007
Founded by	Photoshop Addict
Major Boards	/boku/, /rm/, /b/, |/alice/, /a/, /touhou/, /story/
Website	bokuchan.org
IRC	irc.maruchannel.org#bokuchan

Bokuchan is a less frequently-used sister site to Desuchan. Much like the latter site is named after Desu, Bokuchan is named after Desu's reverse trap sister, Boku. Much like Boku, Bokuchan is the quiet, unassuming, stable type, as opposed to Desuchan, who, much like Desu, is hot-tempered, unwieldy, and prone to blowouts. Also like Boku, Bokuchan is the less popular of the sisters, which explains why there's NEVER ANY FUCKING POSTS.

Bokuchan was created by Photoshop Addict during the great /temp/ shitstorm of December 2007, when he realized that stuffing Desuchan's divergent userbase into a single board was provoking an internets holocaust. Thus, a new *chan was created, with boards closely parallel to Desuchan's: one for each of the Rozen Maiden dolls, /ro/, an /md/ board for Manga, and so on. Refugees from Desuchan huddled together there while /temp/ was overrun by drama. Bokuchan now hosts a few other boards not present on Desuchan, including one for writefagging (/story/) as well as a Japan/general board (/jp/) for all the weeaboos.

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Throughout most of its history, Bokuchan mainly served as a backup chan when Desuchan went down due to DDoS or DNS fuckeduppery or some other shit like that (which was often). Bokuchan still gets most of its traffic when Desuchan is down, and is rather empty the rest of the time, except for a few random anons and tripfags who seem to prefer the quiet, mostly drama-free Bokuchan experience. Recently, through the efforts of a handful of true believers, Bokuchan has begun to develop its own independent *chan culture separate from Desuchan, and has partnered with several other small imageboards (Maruchannel and 28chan) to, uh, well, because.

Re-Design

Sometime in September '08, Bokuchan mod Tomoe_Kashiwaba pushed thru a redesign of the homepage for bokuchan. In doing so, bokuchan became one of the few *chan boards with a distinct look on its homepage. Unfortunately this doesnt matter, because almost no one visits. Also ironic, a large area of space was given over to one of its partner sites, maruchannel, in the form of an obsolete mascot of the site. I say obsolete because apparently the bokuchan admin hasn't been seen on several months.

Most recently, the site switched over to kusabaX thus wiping out all the good threads and leaving BAAAAWWWW NOTHING in its wake.

Nice, but no one visits. No one will even read this, faggot. Other than Candlejack, and even then h

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Notable Users

Bokuchan is notable in that a large precentage of its userbase are ED users/sysops. This means that while noone fucking posts, when someone does post (other than Tomoe) odds are it will be funny.

• Owner: Photoshop_Addict, owner, notable for disappearing for months on end.
• Admin: Kashiwaba Tomoe, like the only fucking mod on the entire site. Notable for liking cake, and lurking in /i/. Also likes cawk.
• Super Mod: Abdiel. Random dollfgt
• Mod: Zaiger. Provides win, and would catalog drama if there was any. However drama takes a userbase, which this site lacks.
• Dollfags: Its a Rozen Maiden board, go fucking figure faggot.
• rhand18: A special bot that is programed to pass the turning test by pretending to be AFK 90% of the time. Make sure to try to break the bot, and ignore its 'i r not bot' pleas for mercy.
• Posters: ITS OVER NINE........ Maybe. On a good day.

Normal posts on bokuchan

IRC

Bokuchan's IRC (irc.Maruchannel.org/bokuchan) is a TAD more active than it's site, mostly due to efforts to break the chatbot rhand18

<Tomoe_Kashiwaba>	uh oh, its the bot
<Tomoe_Kashiwaba>	hai rhand
<rhand18>	I R NOT BOT
<Tomoe_Kashiwaba>	lol
<rhand18>	EX-TER-MIN-ATE
<rhand18>	EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!!!!!!!
<rhand18>	EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Tomoe_Kashiwaba>	oh shi-
rhand18 is now known as a_fucking_dalek
Tomoe_Kashiwaba is now known as The_God_Damn_Doctor
<a_fucking_dalek>	NOU
a_fucking_dalek was booted from #bokuchan by The_God_Damn_Doctor

Copy Pasta

	“	Hey Faggots, My name is Enju, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even made a doll? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun fighting each other so you can meet Father because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Dolls on Bokuchan. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Rozen's apprentice, and a master Doll-maker. What kind of dolls do you make, other than "the kind you blow up from the porn shop"? I also get straight A's in Doll smithing, and have a banging hot maiden (She just got 5 Roza Mysticas; Shit was SO Cash). You are all junk who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch	„
	—Enju

See Also

• Desu
• Rozen Maiden
• Maruchannel
• Desuchan
• DesuRadio
• Dolljoints
• KonataChan
• The Chan Top List
• Drama
• Tomoe_Kashiwaba

External Links

• Boku chan desu~
• Maruchannel. Boku chan's partner site. All Links are gone so don't brother to visit
• BokuChan IRC

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