LittleBigPlanet

This is the best that the Playstation 3 has to offer us.

LittleBigPlanet is an incredibly gay 2D sandbox game by Media Molecule where you can "Play, Create, and Share!" with a network of under-aged Playstation 3 gamers who are not yet ready to play the Mature rated First Person Shooters. LittleBigPlanet is known for being one of the games that makes the Playstation 3 the best console out there!!!!1 LittleBigPlanet is now free on the PlayStation Network Store as a "Welcome Back" present due to the PlayStation Network outage of 2011. However, only 300 people on average play this game since its sequel, LittleBigPlanet2, was released.

Population

The Hillary Duff poster in the back says it all.

The standards for this game are worse than Call of Duty and even Runescape populated by the typical:

• 6-10 year old Britfags.
• 30 year old rotted teeth 310lb women.
• Basement Dwellers attempting suicide for the 7th time. (6th attempters go on Playstation Home)
• Pedophiles who whack off to the voices and pictures of the 8 year old boys over their headsets.
• Emo 16 year old girls.
• Wannabe emo boys who try to hit on the 16 year old girls.
• Mexicans who thought they purchased a different game but couldn't read the label.
• Internet Tough Guys butthurt from having a 0.5 KDR on Call of Duty.
• Unworthy Trolls.

Gameplay

You take control of a Sackboy who can only run, grab, and jump in over 2 million of the exact same levels. You can also play dress-up with your Sackboy so he can have anime-styled hair, hipster glasses, and perhaps a schoolgirl outfit so he can be a Sackvestite in front of all of the other 1 to 3 players in your cardboard box (Pod). You then go to the "Cool Levels Page" and select either a Bomb Survival level, a Jumping level, or a well decorated platformer. These are the only 3 types of levels you can play which are all the exact same because players can have the option to Copy someone's level and publish it as their own.

• Bomb Survivals consist of being a flat empty level with a gay mainstream theme (such as Transformers, Smosh, or Family Guy) getting fucked up by emitted brown bombs and score bubbles with no rhyme or reason. The level usually lasts for 10 seconds before you die and have to restart the level. Play it over and over to be ranked on the Scoreboard full of hardcore gamers.

• Jump Levels consist of running to the right of the screen jumping on deformed obstacles over gas or spikes collecting score bubbles, 9.99999999 times out of 10 you won't even make the first jump so you might as well leave the level and go play a Bomb Survival.

• Kill Justin Bieber Levels sound promising but end up being just as gay as listening to Skrillex. You fly around grabbing bombs and throwing them at cardboard Justin Biebers until you realize that you've been in the level for 15 seconds and you're already bored as shit. Every one of these levels has hearts everywhere and a pink background so you can be in your element of faggotry.

• Free Costumes and Stickers Levels make up 98% of the levels on the Cool Levels Page offering fuckloads of emo pictures and scene costumes so your girlfriend on this game thinks you're hot.

• Shark Survival Levels you swim in shit creek without a paddle getting killed by sharks 2 seconds upon entering the level. This may bring lulz the first time you play it.

Internets

You won't find LittleBigPlanet anywhere online (it's amazing that LittleBigPlanet is even on here) because most of the players on this game need parental permission to go on the internet, LittleBigPlanet is barely featured on anything over the internets except for websites related to LittleBigPlanet.

Celebrities

Our LittleBigPlanet celebrities look hot in the black and white camera settings.

People in which 9 year old kids would beg to add them and hang out with them for being famous on a stupid game.

• SteveBigGuns: a steroid addicted 30 year old german who was hired by MediaMolecule for not living with his mother like every other player. Every 10 year old boy masturbates to him.
• Fenderjt: a hot 20 year old girl who sends Playstation Eye pictures of herself to SteveBigGuns. Hint: she's a fucking guy.
• NEUFRA: an extremely gay emo fag who takes pictures of his Sackvestite in scene inspired costumes and uploads them to levels. He thinks he's cool.
• Stephanie Ravens and X3 Power: two confused lovers who infested the Cool Levels Page with copied levels from famous levels claiming they made them. Loved by the 10 year old kids, hated by moralfags.
• Christianandadrum: some chav who makes shitty films about mainstream bullshit.
• Young Planet and Chaos Clan: a group of niggers and autistic children who think they're better than the community because they have cool coloured HeadQuarters.

Griefing

It is incredibly easy to grief all of the little kids who play this game, but one report from them and your PSN account is B& faster than you can say fuck. So prior to trolling, make a new account if you're too much of a pussy to lose your account with over 500 trophies. Now that you're ready, here are some ways to troll on LittleBigPlanet:

• Copy someone's level and insist to them that you were the original creator of it.
• Create a level called "FREE EMO SCENE COSTUMES!!!!11" that will freeze the PS3 of any fag that plays it.
• Take a Playstation Eye picture of this, this, or this and place it all over their Pod and levels.
• Join them when they are in create mode, delete/save their whole level, place a bunch of stickers so they can't reverse, laugh at them and call them a fag.

Since the co-op create update in LittleBigPlanet, griefing has been made even simpler than before. Inappropriate and offensive levels usually get moderated rather quickly, but it's still possible to emit some goatse images in the level for a moment or such. Good ways to grief in online create mode would be:

• Magic Mouth spam. Infinitely making an emitter emit Magic Mouths, which makes it impossible to commit any actions, although some more experienced players know how to counter this by tapping the PS button to go to XMB, then pressing it again, and before the game can load Magic Mouths, press the start button to leave the level. That makes this an in-effective method of griefing in LBP. THIS NO LONGER WORKS.

• Making everybody's PS3 crash. This is my favourite method of griefing. There are many ways to make everybody's PS3 crash. I have attempted it with copypasting unstable materials in eachother (in-effective as it makes you crash as well), creating massive lag that forces the game to freeze (sound bombs, over-complicated objects and such, in-effective as well cause it might not always crash everybody), but the most effective, by far, is the ROBOCROC, what was originally a boss monster made by DreadsRose2118 for his friend, became an evil instrument of lulz. Namely, if one were to kill the beasty via the brain attached to it, the game crashes for some odd reason (NOTE: Dreads made his level with ROBOCROC copyable, but it has some pieces from the MGS pack, thus requiering you to own the MGS pack to use it.). I had the idea to modify it into a "bomb", I attached a timer of 15 seconds, made a small space for the CROC to be emitted in, attached an emitter, did a little wiring, and voilâ. Now, if one has a bomb like this, griefing is easy:

1. If you have some newfags in your PSN friends list, who at the moment are playing LBP, join them.

2. Ask them to go into create mode. If they refuse, keep asking.

3. Invite as many other people as possible.

4. Place the bomb.

5. Trigger it. (I used a grab switch to trigger it, inverting it activated a piston that activated the timer. MAKE SURE THE PISTON TIME IS AT LEAST 30! That's exactly 15 seconds, ten of that you need to return to pod, five is the time you need to press return to pod in after having triggered it.)

6. Return To Pod.

7. Wait.

8. ????

9. PROFIT!!

A 9/11 level.

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