Because of Parkinson's

An Hero He's not dead yet, you dumb fuck.

Not even in the future...

Michael J. Fox makes breakfast for his family in the morning.

While you were out...Michael J Fox has teh shaky AIDS. You can help by mocking him...Because he has Parkinsons.

Michael J. Fox, aka The Human Strobe-Light.

Shakier than a speeding bullet.

Michael J. Fox shaking his money-maker for John Kerry.

Michael J. Fox commencing with the jiggling.

Michael J. Fox is the primary answer to the question: "Hey (you)...what's shakin'?"

Apart from that, he was previously an un-shaky actor who once played Marty McFly in Back to the Future, as well as the main (un-shaky) guy from some old sitcom or something. At least 100 years ago, Fox got the Parkinson's and now he's a crippled, barely coherent puppet for the pro-stem cell research activists. And shaky.

Faking It?

Fat, Conservative ass-fuck Rush Limbaugh, says that Michael J. Fox was a furry who was faking it in his hilarious campaign ad. He also claimed that Marty devoured whole fetuses for sustenance, much in the same way as "The Incredible Melting Man." He argues that he shakes because he deliberately stopped taking his medication. The medication is what makes him shaky instead of a vegetable, and that makes Rush Limbaugh an even bigger ass-fuck.

Reading the comments on that video is top priority. They're so fucking funny it'll make you want to kill the author who disabled any new ones from coming in. Please.

Because of Parkinson's: An Thread of Epic Proportions from /b/

• Michael J. Fox plays one hell of a tambourine. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox puts too much salt on his food. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox once caused a can of soda to explode in someone's face just by handing it to him. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J Fox can never play Operation. Because of Parkinson's.
• You know that scene in BTTF where Michael J Fox is on the stage and he's jumping around with the guitar? It wasn't in the script, he just did it. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox can do an amazing impression of the car scene from A Night at the Roxbury. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J Fox has an oscillation rate of over 9000 movements per second which allows him to oscillate against the natural rate of 88 movements per second creating a quantum flux, which is what makes time travel possible. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox can't piss standing up. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox knows the Mexican Hat Dance. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox accidentally erases everything he draws on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of Shake Well. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox only needs to put his toothbrush on his teeth and have his head do the rest. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox enjoys masturbation a lot more. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox's LiveJournal reads like a word search. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox always makes a mess at Denny's. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox cums all over the girl, not in her vagina. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox can't put an old limp dollar bill ANYTHING his cock inside a vending machine. Because of Parkinson's.
• In Soviet Russia, Parkinson's has been severely debilitated and will probably die quite young. Because of Michael J. Fox.
• Michael J. Fox can now dodge bullets. Because of Parkinson's
• Michael J. Fox's wife gets earth-shattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox should be in the back in a hip hop music video. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox will be rolling in his grave. Because of Parkinson's.
• Michael J. Fox always has his martinis shaken. Because of Parkinson's.
• Parkinson's is now known world wide. Because of Michael J. Fox.
• Michael J. Fox' MSN conversation windows permanently nudge. Because of Parkinson's.
• Nobody will ever be able to tell if Michael J Fox is being electrocuted. Because of Parkinson's.

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  Michael J. Fox is responsible for 95% of all the internet's Denial of Service attacks.
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  I move away from the mic to breathe in. Because of Parkinson's.
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  It's never too soon.

See Also

• Because of my syndrome
• Pillow Angel
• Rush Limbaugh
• Retard
• Zach Braff

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