Alice Sebold

Alice Sebold is a white American novelist who was raped by a black man when she was in college, and when another black man smiled at her, she decided he must have been the rapist and had him arrested and convicted of her rape even though she didn’t pick him out of a photo lineup.

The rape

Let’s be real, the rape probably didn’t happen. But Sebold claimed that while in college she got raped by a wild-eyed Mandingo and she had no fucking clue who did it because after all, they all look alike.

The investigation

Because she had no idea who gaped her pussy with that thick, meaty African cock, there was no progress on the investigation initially. Then a black man smiled at her and she thought how dare that jigaboo smile at me, he must be my rapist! But she had no idea who the smiley negro was, so detectives decided to “help” her by letting her know that Anthony Broadwater was in town—Broadwater was a local troublemaker whose favorite thing to say is “Where the white wimmin at?!?”

But the young, dumb, and full of cum Alice Sebold almost fucked everything up by picking the wrong black dude out of the lineup, not Anthony Broadwater (who was also the wrong black dude but come on, let’s face it, somebody’s got to go down for defiling that beautiful white girl). But cops straightened her out and in short order the dear Mr. Broadwater would be cooling his heels while serving a 17 year sentence when he ain’t did nuffin.

She seriously used the excuse “they all look alike.”

	“	They looked virtually identical!	„
	—Alice Sebold

Broadwater spent 17 years in prison before someone gave enough of a shit to look into it and in November 2021 he was exonerated.

These guys looked “virtually identical!!”

Sebold, the celebrated wordsmith who wrote The Lovely Bones, Lucky, and other best-selling novels, has been strangely niggardly with the apologies. She hasn’t uttered a single word of contrition for stealing 16 years of this guy’s life.