Jay Naylor

Inferior Asian heathens are easily conquered by Jay's mighty armpit odor

Cock goes where?

I'M IN UR HOOD STROKING UR FERRETS

Jay Naylor alias "Fisk Black": another in the endless line of broken rightwing furries that includes such unfettered freethinkers as Cigarskunk, Drip, Duke Otterland, and RHJunior, though Naylor is more of an Objectivist/Lolbertarian. A former Kinkos assistant copyboy, Naylor quit his servitude to THE MAN to be a self-employed entrepreneur.

Like the aforementioned, Naylor is an stern patriot, valiantly fighting the good fight with the 1st Armchair Assault Brigade in the ongoing Sitzkrieg against faggots, liebruls, Muslims, pacifists, socialists and the bagger at the supermarket who handles his groceries in a lewd and offensive manner. As is usual with wingnuts, he enjoys issuing innumerable stilted and poorly spelled proclamations on science, politics, economics and all kinds of other stuff, pulling opinions from his well-reamed ass with the greatest of ease, and never letting those pesky facts get in his way. He is also a huge Ayn Rand fan, and no doubt jerks himself senseless dreaming of the hideous Russian (and JEWISH! Don’t forget it was JEWISH!) shemale philosopher. He'll also decide to refuse to listen to any and all opinions that contradict hers ('cause he's totally not a tool) while "humbly" suggesting that you acquire a copy of her shit-tacular books-on-tape, which can put ANYONE to sleep regardless of the amount of decibels you're cranking out.