Mariozplaze

lovely dick, his usual food for everyday

Once upon a time, there was a teenager with serious sexual orientation issues (yet claming he is straight, no one will ever believe him) called Zachary Zahradka (or if you prefer, his nick, mariozplaze). He joined ED and started to blank every fucking article he could and then adding {{pain}} to them. Such a coincidence caused by editing via his Wii, isn't it?

Prelude

After blanking and vandalizing some articles, defending Uncyclopedia the best way a 15 years old boy cans and saying douche to almost everyone that interacted with (yet again, the expected behaviour of a 15 years old). He got a well-deserved ban.

Bawwlade

He created a sock account and e-protested to each of the users that undid and advised him about being a faggot by vandalizing their user talks. And as an usual 15 years old he said that it was "his brother".

“	I HAVE NO CONNECTION WITH HIM SO STOP ASKING ME!! IT WAS MY F&*^ING BROTHER!!! Thank you :)	„
—Polite Mariozplaze

After that clever statement, he named himself a vigilante and said that he hates fake bans and will fight against them for ever as anon would do against scientology.

“	HOW CAN YOU DOUCHY ADMINS GET AWAY WITH DOING THIS TO YOUR USERS! YOU REALLY THINK OF YOURSELF AS PROFESSIONALS? CALLING YOUR USERS FAGGOTS AND SPAMMING THIER PAGES IS THE WORK OF JERKS! I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE FOR CYBERBULLYING AND TALKING TO THE SITE OWNER AS SOON AS I'M UNBANNED!!!! I'M NOT LYING SO YOU HAVE NO REASON TO TREAT ME LIKE CRAP!!!	„
—This is what happens when people think they deserve respect by default.