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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.





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Whatever the Fuck This Is

This face that apparently has no name is the sort of strange unoriginal combination of eccentric symbols to form quite possibly the worst emoticon in existence. Overused by any Newfag who could claw at the shit that fell to far off the ass crack of the armpit of the actual internet, this emoticon was used as a horrendous mode of trolling and is purely a carbon copy of Desu. For whatever reason people have the ability of taking something beautiful or at least good and taking a hot sweaty, ass shattering shit on it such as those who ruined the copypasta below or the Downs Syndrome Stricken shoopers of the internet adopted this emoticon and violated the sanctity of every fucking picture that has ever been known, nothing is safe from the rape and scourge of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face. This abortion of a meme is so terribly annoying, so anti-lulzy, it shouldn't even have the privilege of this soon to be deleted article, but since it is everywhere and then suddenly nowhere, ED is practically chained by its nipples to the wall of the internet's basement of fecalphiliac torture when it comes to logging this keg of shit face.

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[-+]Internet Tough Guy/Gorilla Warfare

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).


[-+]Shit was so cash

Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s,

My ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I hate every single ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). All of you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), no-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s who spend every ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of their ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) looking at stupid ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) are everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I mean, I guess it's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) making ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) because of your own ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s, but you all take to a whole new ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). This is even worse than ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing off to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)book.

Don't be a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Just hit me with your best ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I'm pretty much ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) team, and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) team. What ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s do you play, other than "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"? I also get straight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'s, and have a banging hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (She just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) me; Shit was SO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)). You are all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)s who should just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yourselves. Thanks for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing.

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