2013

2013 is Valve's apology patch after their promised End Of The World Update was hacked to nonexistance by Gary Niger. As usual, it's shit.

Dramatica Events from 2013

January

• Aaron Swartz becomes an true Amurikan hero
  • LE ALWAYS REMEMBER LE

• Girls cut themselves over Justin Bieber's transition from faggotry into normality, 9fag is to blame
  • CHARLES DARWIN FTW

February

• Chris Dorner becomes Chocolate Rambo and kills the White Trash Legion
  • From nigger cop to nigger hero

March

Weev goes to jail for 41 months

North Korea starts World War III