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Jason Aula

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I have a lawyer and financial backing directly from a special interest group, and will persue this to the max!!! ~ Internet troll believed to be Jason Aula


Jason Aula

Birth of A Legend

When Jason Aula transferred to CSULB in 2006, he started a student group for frustrated, misunderstood individuals like himself, the Conservative Student Union. This group quickly grew to its peak of nearly 10 members who meet weekly to circle jerk it to gay geriatric cowboy porn in the spirit of their conservative heroes.

Jason, the great conservative leader, made it his mission to "rid every Southern California campus of Hispanic Pride groups Mecha and La Raza. His greatest achievement was bringing his mancrush, IRL troll Jim Gilchrist, to speak on campus. Gilchrist wore a bulletproof vest to speak before an immense crowd of unruly Mexican protestors Jason and his friends who failed to publicize the event. After this failure, Jason organized a lulzy event where his buddies threw dodgeballs at Mexicans in a 100% accurate reenactment of our border patrol's effective tactics.

Upset that his hardest attempts at trolling garnered little reaction from the campus, Jason slammed artsy faggot liberal scum in the CSULB MySpace forum, threatening to beat up his the others fed up with his antics in his post "I Hate Liberals"].

There followed a sound like thunder, and the wise moderator spoketh: "B& BITCH!!" Jason in a use of zOMG Liberal Tactics! protested he was being "racially discriminated against" to the moderator and threatened to sue (moar leik JEW, amirite?) the moderator for defemating his character if his privileges were not restored. The forum hadn't finished celebrating Jason's departure before over 9000 sockpuppets started vandalizing the forum with the combined firepower of a thousand star systems before they too were banned...

Jason runs for student office at CSULB!

Jason, reeling from defeat, like all shady characters, decided to turn to politics. He ran on a platform that grossly exaggerated his accomplishments and showed a total absence of understanding for the position he intended to take.

Jason Loses!

When Jason found out he received zero votes, he filed a lawsuit in student government court against teh winrar blaming his opponent for being an internet troll who "defamated his character" to take an unfair advantage over him. However, with the Honorary Ed Lolington presiding, he ended up losing his case.

Jason Aula's Christian Crusade

One day, Jason realized he'd been lied to all along. Trolling had not earned him the respect of his right wing extremist idols, it only made people think he was a douchebag. Jason turned to Christ and brought Christian evangelical Jed Smock to speak at CSULB campus. It was epic win, as "Brother" Jed called the Democrats the party of gays and his rallying cry roared for all to be heard: "No, No Homos!"

Aula was satisfied with the outcome of this event.

Jason's guide on how to win an Election in a COMMUNIST LIBERAL HIPPIE COLLEGE

  1. Snort cocaine off a gay hooker's penis at lingerie party; AIDS will get you the liberal sympathy vote.
  2. Throw dodge balls at Mexicans; all great leaders scapegoat minorities!
  3. Troll online forums; people will give you an office just to get you off the internet!
  4. Drink to victory as your team of expert pollsters predict a landslide victory.
  5. ????
  6. Profit!!!

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