AnonNet

AnonNet is an anonymous IRC network discovered somewhere between goat.se and Steve Balmers ass crack some time last last Thursday.

WRRRRY

Two thousand years ago, IRCops from the only ever network to suck more than AnonNET partyvan, pillaged, and raped #london, a grimey cesspool of a channel festooned with bad breath and hairy palms. Somehow the glorified apes that had kept this channel ~~thriving~~ from spamming itself into oblivion for more than 5 seconds managed to establish a network of IRC servers powered by small children running in large wheels.

As you would expect from a large gathering of hapless wandering apes, soon there were many more apes— most of them trying to point out how stupid other apes were, or just generally flinging feces around. Good times.

Major channels

#WhyWeProtest
#Boston raid
#timevote
#iran
#marblecake
#titstorm
#Projectfreeweb
#london
#Agora

#Agora Is a mini cesspool of nerdy fags who enjoy reflecting on their own self misery. One of the operators Kosmicdebris has a sexual preference to both natural and human wood. The most interesting users are Kosmicderbis the wood lover, Kitt, the lovable warhammer moderator, Marius_Wolf the Warlord who goes to AA, iZaros the virgin chubboy, AlphaKitty the stoner who doesn't push bounderies and ThomYork, the biggest faggot of them all. Topics of chatter on this channel usually very from random comic book shit and nerdy gay shit. Sometimes people argue about things they don't understand. #agora is a lovable family of dysfunctional often drug addicted homofags who have nothing better going on with their lives.

#london is a cybersex MMORPG involving dozens of users and IRCOps, as that's where they're all from. In the midst of all this chaos they manage to organise IRL cybersex events to fakerape each other in such places as Hyde Park, Hampstead Heath and Queen Victoria Street. The home of NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES. Needs moar NOODLES.

“	ur mum is a cybersex MMORPG	„
—Dux0r

#manchester

#manchester - the home of the Mancfags, who are a ~~tribe of trolls~~ bunch of fat sweaty wiggers who carjack, rape and pillage, frequently proclaiming that they run dis joiny. This is because none of them can read or spell. They like making fun of gay jewish black person psychics like this fag. They often pray towards their only god, wok.

#plymouth

Home of the Killdozer.

#thecar

>:3

#bestactever

IRC channel for Rick Astley voting for MTV's Best Act Ever

List of IRCOps

Current IRCOps

asdfghjkl
Paco
Alter
church0fscientology
genome
aidsblood (aka coldblood) can't configure his server properly, so all the other ircops are bombarded with error messages that his damn box can't link to the network. He is also another faggot who stole flodd's user accounts when he ragequitted (see below), just like a black person.
wok became the latest ircop Last Thursday he is a complete faggot and leads the mancfags. He died in a car crash on March 24th 2009.
Nobody knows who the fuck vox is, but he created the damn network so everyone's putting up with him.

Former IRCOps

Wirah is the Final Boss and the leader of Anonymous, currently being held in Guantanamo Bay with his loli due to aids. He has a dick the size of Belgium.

Max is an Americunt moralfag.

Anonyhamster is an scifag spai who operates the hamsterball servHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

poop is a fat fuck who in between chomping pure fat and shitting a daily amount of bricks, likes to /kill other ircops for no reason at all, reserving glines for whining, bawwing watermelon-chomping attention whoring niggers. He runs #london as well after taking it over from Orakio (who was a permanently stoned steaming pile of shrooms).

mingecup† (you'll find him under the name mooncup) is another flaming faggot, and a total newfag. One time he accidentally g-lined all the users from an entire server, forcing black person to fix his idiotic damage. ~~Used to be a really cool dude, is now a fucking raging faggot since gaining ops.~~ DISREGARD THAT, he's dead. Got hit by the Knight Bus from the Harry Potter series.

flodd was a whining bawwing watermelon-chomping attention whore of a black person (no lie) who ragequitted the network over Marblecake, but not until he handed his o:line over to some random troll. The ircops disabled it before any damage was done, leaving no-one left to fix mingecup's constant fuckups. Now known as N, which stands for nigger. Obviously.

Heretic is a leaderfag, poop and Spangly's butt-buddy and another fat fuck. He bitches about everything and had his o:line stolen from the safety of his rectal cavity, because he realised he was a lazy cunt with nothing to do. Heretic <3s Chanology hard-core and recently had his girlfriend stolen by his nemesis, inducing a lot of BAWWWWing.

Anonzz has an ironic username, as he not only has thoroughly facefagged himself everywhere he cares to name, but loves to camwhore. His hobbies are fucking around with the servers and the exgirlfriend he can't leave alone, L, who made him pregnant along with 6 other men and a horse. He was recently the receiving end of one of #Manchester's greatest pranks. Where he was led through a 270 mile drive to Manchester in hopes to get in the sack with a female Mancfag, as he was hopelessly searching for the femme fatale, a Mancfag assault team closed in on his car and glued his dickpix all over it. You can see the videos of the operation here, and here. An added bonus was that after the car was covered in cemented-on-dickpix, the remainder were thrown on top, which the wind then blew the majority onto the playground of a girls-only school, which observers confirmed were still there the school-morning after. On the way back home from being trolled, he then proceeded to crash his car, LULZ.

Spangly is another flaming faggot. In a purple lycra catsuit he prances about the room while hijacking the radio stream from others whenever he doesn't like what's playing. He is useful for giving advice on where and how to have sex with a room full of men but all attempts at lulz around him will be smothered with his moralfaggoty failure.

HelfiX is a South African who ~~stuck~~ did not stick it in Sassia.

iintens is an elite hacker that managed to gain o:line for a period of 5 minutes - as soon as another oper noticed he was klined and made his bawwnet

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SHIT IT OFF

See: SHIT IT OFF

Some faggots on Failbook thought it a good idea to organise a failmob at Liverpool Street Station on May 17th, 2008. A group of Anons raided this miserable heap of fail to lighten the mood - however a challenger appeared...

This NIGGERCOP told the Anons carrying the TROLLCANNON to SHIT IT OFF. The trollcannon was not shat off, and all was well in the world.

WOGONZ

Because the world needs more Wogan. Always more.

Users of self importance

These are the vain fags that have so much self-importance that they feel the need to have a section dedicated towards themselves in this article. To help them get rid of the delusional ideologies they have, the fail descriptions of themselves have been removed.

eris
sangfroid
Metric
N
Yum22Yum23
Fux0r
asdfghjkl
mooncup
Kitsune

In Summary

AnonNet is an IRC network with utterly ghey IRCops who love to fuck around with channels. They run their own servers with the aim of keeping things as tightly controlled as your mum's distended anus and secured (unless mingecup glines everyone again).

Fallout from this article

* asdfghjkl^eee has quit (Killed (poop (Just wait til I see you next you skinny sonabitch >:))))
* asdfghjkl^eee has quit (Killed (poop (LIES AND MORE LIES)))
* N has quit (Killed (poop (you too)))