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Will Cornick

 
William Cornick
Born June 26, 1998 (27-years-old)
Nationality: Britfag    
Highscore Killed 1
Style Single player, Hack'n'Slash
An Hero? Nope
Motive Hate


On 28 April 2014, William "Will" Cornick, a 15-year-old former emo, psycho teenager and student at Corpus Christi Catholic College, knifed his teacher, Ann Maguire, to death before he was V&.

Crime

He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and two other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, entered the classroom, where spanish classes were held and he should assist that classes, but instead, he pulled out the knife and stabbed Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck and chest. She fell to the ground, liveless while he, silently, left the class. Then Cornick returned to the class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" (spoiler:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate" and admitted he planned to kill two other teachers. William, will spend his sucking boobah's toenails for 21 years.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 10/20 Only one victim, planned to aim more
Style: 5/20 Nothing new or cool
Butthurt: 10/20 Even the pope talked about the incident
Too much lulz for a single murder at a school
Bonus: 5/20 Good you left that shit phase out
Total Score: 31/100 (F+)
Never trust a former emo
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