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Homocide

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One of the many, many angled retard eyebrow + cig pictures of hobocide.

Alan Sullivan (aka homicide, homocide, homeless homicide or simply hobocide) is a long time #ed chatter. While he has always been quite retarded, recently his retardation increased to extreme levels which led to the creation of this page. This poor man also seems to have an obsession with marriage and freeloading off people around him irl and on IRC. Why he has reached these levels we will never know, but we do know that the luls will be victorious once again.

Alan's high levels of retardation include but are not limited to:

  • Being homeless because he's a lazy turd with zero skills
  • Being hated by his entire family
  • Begging for lunch money on IRC
  • Pretending a fellow female #ed chatter was his wife
  • Creeping on every single female on #ed
  • Visiting a fellow female #ed chatter without permission
  • Trying to move into a fellow female #ed chatter's house for free
  • Being in a Facebook relationship with IHM and pretending its a joke
  • Trying to marry IHM

Hobocide's Diary

From Homocide to Hobocide

Hobocide + IHM

Homocide

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