Homocide

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Alan Sullivan (aka homicide, homocide, homeless homicide or simply hobocide) is a long time #ed chatter. While he has always been quite retarded, recently his retardation increased to extreme levels which led to the creation of this page. This poor man seems to have an obsession with marriage and enjoys freeloading off people around him irl and on IRC. Why he has reached these levels we will never know, but we do know that the luls will be victorious once again.

	“	I'm a chain-smoking loser with a serious complex or two	„
	— Hobocide - Say what you want about this man but he does have insight

Alan's high levels of retardation include but are not limited to (in no particular order):

Being homeless because he's a lazy turd with zero skills
Being hated by his entire family
Working at McDonalds (meat boy)
Getting fired at a hosting company
Working at Wall Mart (also meat boy)
Begging for lunch money on IRC
Pretending a fellow female #ed chatter was his wife
Creeping on every single female on #ed
Visiting a fellow female #ed chatter without permission
Trying to move into a fellow female #ed chatter's house for free
Being in a Facebook relationship with IHM and pretending its a joke
Trying to marry IHM

Hobocide's Diary

Alan kept a diary for a long time. Here are a few carefully selected highlights of his impressive life for all to enjoy. If you wish behold the entire diary please click here.

Somwhere in 2006, dear diary...

So far, my vacation to St Pete has been interesting. I've been arrested, drunk, molested, drunk again, molested while drunk, rejected, molested, and then drunk and yelling at people at the mall while wishing I was being molested again.
 
Glad security doesn't pay sh*t worth of attention. e_e;;
 
Other than that, I'm attempting to procure a ride back into O-Town (no, not the boy band) so I can get a job and pay off my bank because they're out for blood this time! Blood! Nyaaah!
 
Other than that, my social life needs a complete overhaul, because I have come to the realization that I am a chain-smoking loser with a serious complex or two. And I like to yell at people, which does not help me make friends, as opposed to what I was previously convinced of.

Please enjoy the pretty mugshot on the left. Now onto some sexual harassment.

In other news, I could be facing a sexual harassment lawsuit because of me flirting  at work. Thing is, I talked to the chicks  I flirt with at work about it, and both of them said they know that I'm just having fun, so I dunno. If I keep my shit straight and make sure I watch what I say to people, I should be all right. If not, it's a learning experience. A bad one.