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ISIS Paris Attack 13-11
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BREAKING NEWS!! ISIS PROBABLY DID IT! |
On Friday the 13th of November, 2015, war was beginning. About 128 people were killed in seven locations, and about 180 people were injured. France has closed its borders just in time to achieve nothing, and declared a state of emergency. Around 100 of the kill count were hostages killed in a theatre, during the performance of "Eagles of Death Metal", which ironically is NOT a Death Metal band at all. Survivors have claimed that death was preferable to listening to their music. All Parisian students got a day off after the attacks.
Perpetrators
Just hours after President Obama declared that ISIS is contained and not gaining strength, the grateful Muslims of France, ever thankful for letting them take refuge from the shithole country of Syria, decided to show the French their appreciation in the time-honored tradition of their people. Of course, these peaceful followers of the merciful and loving Allah would not dream of any retribution for France's role in the bombing of ISIS in Syria, for Islam is a religion of peace.
Why do sandniggers hate France?
Frogland has a problem with sandniggers, with over 5 million of them infesting their pussy country, with the most in Marseilles. France also really enjoys blaspheming against sandniggers, like at atheist newspaper Charlie Hebdo.
After sandniggers shot up Charlie Hebdo for years of blasphemy and 21 people died, that godless liberal magazine decided to double down. One cartoonist survived the attack because he was a lazy Frenchman who slept in and was late for work, and he drew the next cover. Of the terrorists, the cartoonist said "At one point, they lost their sense of humour." Charlie Hebdo's next cover, issue 1178, featured a cartoon of Muhammed shedding a single tear, and nearly 8 million copies were printed vs the usual 60,000. After the attacks in January, at least 3.7 million people marched and rallied in France, with the most in Paris, the largest rally in France since Paris was freed from the Nazis. People shouted "freedom" and "Charlie" and "we are not afraid!" The march included 46 world leaders like Frog President, Fish and Chips Prime Minister, Sausage Chancellor, Vodka Foreign Minister, and Bagel Prime Minister.
Those anti-terrorism rallies put an end to terrorism once and for all. Just kidding. There were up to 50 revenge attacks since the Charlie Hebdo shooting. For some reason, the continued blasphemy of Charlie Hebdo and millions of people supporting blasphemy didn't exactly warm the hearts of violent Mudslimes or put them in a forgiving mood. It's unknown whether terrorists have in fact "lost their sense of humour." Nevertheless, in a series of attacks ten months later, attacks that surely had nothing to do with blasphemy by Charlie Hebdo or the January rallies in Paris in support of blasphemy, over 160 people were killed in Paris and other parts of France. One gunman yelled "This is because of all the harm done by Hollande to Muslims all over the world." Frog President Hollande later declared a state of emergency and closed the borders of Frogland. You know, to show that they were not afraid.
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| Aliases | |
| Nationality: | French 
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| Highscore | Killed 4X, injured 6X |
| Top 25? | yes at #XX. |
| Style | Co-Op |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no |
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| Kill count: | 128+/20 More than the French ever killed in WWII |
| Accuracy: | 10/20 Typical Arab spamming |
| Style: | 19/20 Played it like GTA |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Pope calling it "World War III" |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Dead Frenchmen is never a bad thing |
| Total score: 192/100 (A+) | |
See Also
- France - where shit went down
- Terrorism
- ISIS
- Charlie Hebdo