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The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

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The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is an autistic puzzle game that was made on the best engine evah, RPG Maker.

The coffin of idubbbz and leyley
The coffin of idubbbz and leyley

Its main quirks are: "Humor", Dialogue written by a porn addict, questionable artstyle and a shit ton of implied sexual tension between siblings, oh yeah and also cannibalism cuz why not. It is a game that desperately tries to be controversial by trying to explore taboo subjects, like Cannibalism, Toxic relationships, Devil worship, Satanic rituals and incest, “Trying” being the key word. Of course, most of these topics were added into the game just to make it controversial and to trigger some butthurt retards for free publicity. And oh boy did it succeed.

The Controversy of Andy and Leyley

By some people it's called "ThE MoSt CoNtRoVeRsIaL gAmE oF 2023". The game does contain some really cool topics, like sacrificing your parent's souls to a demon or banging your sister, however compared to actual fucked up shit, it's pretty tame. Still though, the twitter users got so butthurt over the whole cannibalism and the incest thing (which is barely in the game), that they've decided, to try and doxx the author.

However because people who get triggered by games that have an artstyle comparable to Ed,Edd and Eddy are usually failures in life who have no actual job and nothing better to do than to argue with strangers online and thus they were unable to get any information on nemlei (the author of this homunculus) and she ended up deleting every piece of information that could be used to doxx her. She also gave the job of managing the game to some random ass game studio that no one has ever heard of before to handle the harassment, pretty much making all the yapping of twitter people useless. And thus yet another common twitter L, who would've expected this twist of events?

Characters

Ashley Graves (Leyley) - The selling point of this game. She is pretty much the only reason this game got as popular as it is. When it comes to her personality, she is a psychopathic manipulative piece of shit, has trouble differentiating right from wrong, is emotionally dependent on her brother and depending on which ending you get, possibly his cock. You may be thinking she’s a terrible unredeemable person, and you are not wrong, she did manipulate her brother into killing an innocent girl when they were younger and also harrased andrew's GF from college to the point of her breaking up with her brother, but because some people consider her sprite hot, instead of just wanking and calling it a day, they want to “fix her”, which, assuming Ashley would be a real living person,then it’s absolutely impossible. She fo’ the streets dawg. Of course if she had the looks of gorlock the destroyer, then no one would think twice of throwing her ass on the streets. Talk about double standards. And of course, for some reason, there’s a shit ton of porn of her. You sick fucks.

Andrew Graves (Andy) - The affectionately named “doormat extraordinaire” by the "genius" who made this game. Emo boy #92812. Depending on the route you take in the game he can either become an aggressive wife beater (the good ending), Ashley’s bitch (idubbbz ending) or Ashley’s lover (the sick fuck ending). Keep in mind, that there’s also another whole episode of this mess of a game, which will be coming out this year, thus Andrew's and Ashley's character arcs are not complete. For some reason there’s more porn of him than of his sister, which is very surprising.

Mrs. Graves - Most likely where the Graves siblings got their ASPD from. Besides the fact she sold her children to some shady company for organ harvesting, she is, when compared to her children - a normal person and if you pick the right choices as Andrew, then she can make him question his mentally insane sister's actions, which leads to the wife beater ending. Of course, if you pick the wrong choices, then she picks up on the massive amounts of the implied sexual tension between the siblings and take the logical assumption that the two are fucking. She, along with her husband, idubbbz, eventually get sacrificed to some demon for battery recharge of their clairvoyant dream machine. Then, their now lifeless bodies get eaten by their children. Bruh moment.

Mr. Graves - the epitome of beta male and Mrs. Graves’ bitch.

And a bunch of side characters which are irrelevant.

Plot

The story is set in a dystopian world where the government gives permission to companies like nestle and disney to conduct illegal organ harvesting operations, so basically like the real world. Anyway, the Graves siblings as it turns out have been sold out for organ harvest by their parents for money and are being starved to death in their apartment, which is the titular “coffin” and they’re being held there against their will with the official reason being quarantine because some magic parasites infested them, in reality it was just bullshit fabricated to stop them from asking questions. Anyway apparently their neighbour is a cultist and he fucks up a satanic ritual and gets his soul sucked out.

Due to the malnutrition setting in, they’ve decided to eat their late neighbour. I guess this is apparently enough for half the internet to go crazy. Anyway they hatch a plot to kill the wardens by summoning the demon. Because Ashley is apparently the chosen one with a tar soul or some other bullshit powers, she summons the demon on her first try. Then the demon kills the warden 4 the lulz and now they’re able to go free. Once free a bunch of bullshit happens, some cultist tries to kill them for no apparent reason and then they go to their parents' new place which is where the cool stuff happens.. The Graves siblings meet their parents, who are understandably surprised that they are alive.

Then they sit by the table just to have a really awkward chat in which they are told to move out the next day. A reason was not given for this, but it is heavily implied in the game, that mrs and mr. graves are constantly fucking and don’t want to have their annoying children interfering with that goal. Thanks mom. Then in the night Andrew has a dream, which gives you insight on how his relationship with ashley fucked his psyche. This wet dream is cut short by Ashley, and eventually they threaten their parents with a gun, tie them down in the basement, steal all their hard earned organ harvest money and finally sacrifice them to the demon.

There are 3 main routes which depends on the choices you made as Andrew throughout your parent’s sacrifice.

The most popular one is the incest one, to get this ending all you have to do is when you play as andrew, you have to pick the option to decline your parent’s olive branch, this allows you to have join ashley in a clairvoyant dream, where you have to do a minigame. If you want the incest scene then you have to fuck up the minigame. This results in 5 scenes of the two siblings post-coitus and it’s nothing graphic, just really fucking weird.

The second one is done by actually doing the minigame correctly and you just end up dumping your parents’ remains into the river. Also Andrew becomes Ashley’s bitch.

For the third one, As andrew, you have to entertain your parents’ option and open up to them about how fucked your situation is. After sacrificing them, Andrew is visibly irritated by Ashley and she fucks off to have the clairvoyant vision on her own. In the vision, Andrew goes to kill her, and if Ashley has a full gun, then she can shoot Andrew, killing him. This route ends exactly the same as the second one, but andrew is now an abusive asshole to his sister, which is actually the best route in the game, because this gives a possibility of cutting off andrew from his batshit insane sister in the third chapter, which is coming out some time next year.

facepalm

Andrew: “Hey get your fat ass out of the way!” Referring to ashley stepping in front of the TV

Ashley: “ASS!?” I think you meant my awesome fat tits, you cocksucker!” - Yes this was written by a human who thought it’d be funny.

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