Derek Savage

Derek Savage is to movies, what Phil Fish is to gaming. Enough said. A man who started out as a humble director who has gone from a male stripper to a man who wants to capitalize on a furry figment from his childhood has been reduced to a bankable lolcow, and proof that having a career doesn't excuse you from being a faggot.

History

The bio on his website. In a nutshell, states in his early adult years, he wrote his first novel about a male stripper, "Midnight Stripper" and his second novel is "The Devil President". Then Derek conceived his most popular creation, Cool Cat. He created the character when he was just a kid. He then took Cool Cat to the next level by producing the movie "Cool Cat Saves the Kids". In the following years, he has produced five books centered around Cool Cat, and since 2013, he has gone on to movies.

The Movies

In a nutshell, the Cool Cat movies deal with a grown ass man in a cat costume interacting with kids and helping to make the world a better place, and like any quality movie, Derek takes the initiative to make sure Cool Cat is as unlikeable as possible. The films are so crappy, that they come closer to parody films than anything decent. Aside from Cool Cat, the film features his mother, and Derek himself playing Cool Cat's dad. An odd choice, considering 1: In the books, it's established that Cool Cat's dad is a cat as well, and 2: The relationship is, predictably, confusing and creepy as fuck. The most famous of the movies is Cool Cat Saves the Kids, where Derek somehow managed to get Erik Estrada and Vivica A. Fox to appear in it.

In more ways than one.

Judgement Day Cometh

Like any shit movie, it was bound to reach the internet at one point or another. The first person to review it was YourMovieSucks. Strangely, Derek enjoyed the review and he maintains a good friendship with the reviewer. It wasn't until two more reviews were flagged that the entire internet began to see just how bad Derek truly was. Derek has flagged down Bobsheaux and, more infamously, I Hate Everything's reviews of Cool Cat Saves the Kids. This has led to a blood feud between IHE and Derek which'll likely never die out until IHE apologizes for criticizing a movie Derek likely faps to every Tuesday. This feud has stagnated to the point that Derek made a video attempting to justify flagging down IHE's review, which only made him look like more of a retard. Eventually, IHE received an e-mail from a supposed pair of lawyers regarding another movie IHE reviewed. Considering how IHE is smarter than those who don't know what being an hero really means, he learned that:

The lawyers weren't real.
The people behind the film in question didn't give a shit about IHE's review.
The sender used a Yahoo! e-mail.

As of now, by some freak miracle, IHE's review of the movie was put back on YouTube, and Derek, after getting told off by the one reviewer he was ok with, re-uploaded a trailer for a movie YMS was intended to make a cameo in and had him taken out. It's safe to say that Derek will become an hero very soon.