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'''Honest Abe''' ([[Powerword]]: Caylen Matthew Burroughs) is a [[faggot|Men's Rights Activist]] and [[Something Awful]] moderator. He's willing to do anything in an attempt to be desired by the ladies at [[Star Trek]] conventions, even if that means making a deal with the devil. In a way he did, he's friends with Aatrek ([[Powerword]]: Aaron Patrick Nadler]]), a [[sick fuck|disgraced]] moderator.
'''Sparx Traxx,''' aka Bass Husky, Nexus² Fennec, “Christine,” or [[Powerword|'''Chris Dawson''']] (born January 1st, 1995), and referred to as "the monstrosity" by those unfortunate enough to encounter him [[IRL]], seems like your average fur faggot that you’d see on the internet at first glance, occasionally participating in rants against the furry fandom, posting furry art, and sharing the typical yiffy goodies. But once one gets deeper and deeper into this thing’s personal and social life, you’ll start to see that he's quite possibly one of the most disgraceful pieces of human scum anyone could ever be.
Sparx is a [[Canadian]] reject from Toronto, Ontario who's currently fagging up El Paso, [[Texas]]. The tranny whore would prefer you call him “Christine” instead of “Chris,” but nobody's buying into that shit. He's created two [[fursonas]] for himself that go by the names of Sparx and Nexus². This misguided furnig attempts to pass both of his characters off as being completely [[original]], as if the cult of [[furfaggotry]] doesn't have enough Siberian Husky and fox fursonas in it already.
He's widely known in the [[furry|fandom]] for being a slutty [[Fursuit sex|murrsuiter]], failed DJ and lighting designer, shitty photographer, terrible [[fursuit]] maker, and most recently he's announced that he's a [[hermaphrodite]], though no one's falling for it.
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Honest Abe (Powerword: Caylen Matthew Burroughs) is a Men's Rights Activist and Something Awful moderator. He's willing to do anything in an attempt to be desired by the ladies at Star Trek conventions, even if that means making a deal with the devil. In a way he did, he's friends with Aatrek (Powerword: Aaron Patrick Nadler]]), a disgraced moderator.
