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-[[File:GolfDick.gif|thumb|right|Another fine example of women in professional sports]]
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-'''Golf''' is a "sport" in which [[old]], [[Jews|white CEOs]] hit a tiny-ass ball with a [[cock|stick]] across a big ass field of grass, [[anus|dirt]], and various [[traps]]. The pastime was birthed sometime in the 1800s, by Irish migrants to Canada as an abstaining alternative to sex, as the object of the game to hit the [[testicle|ball]] into a [[vagina|hole]], by method of a [[penis|stick]]. The game, like a healthy relationship before lovemaking, is divided into hours, days, months, and even years in some cases, a common question being "How much longer are we playing this fucking game?!" Basically Golf is a pussy non contact game, so it's mostly for [[faggots]].
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-== Rules ==
-[[Image:Golf.jpg|right|thumb|Teach them early.]]
-<center><big><big><big><s>NO COLORED PEOPLE ALLOWED</s></big></big></big>
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-DISREGARD THAT, TWELVE WOMEN SUCK [[Tiger Woods|TIGER'S WOOD]]</center>
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-== Professional Golf ==
-[[Image:Golf 04.jpg|thumb|left|[[Tiger Woods|Sometimes]], [[niggers|they]] get in. And get in with twelve women no less.]]
-That surely has to be different, right? Put it in a spectator sport and it's gotta be good!
-No. PGA and Professional Golf are as bad, if not worse than casual golf. Spectators must remain quiet for the entire  [[At least 100 years|duration]], with an average of at least 6 instances of theft, [[rape]], and murder occurring during the event.
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-== How to play golf ==
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-[[Image:Golf 03.jpg|thumb|right|This unfortunate golfer was probably senile, drunk (You can still drive these things?!), or just became [[an hero]] with the boredom of this sport.]]
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-[[Image:Golf_-_Schwetty_Balls.jpg|thumb|Make sure you've got the right [[balls]] for the job!]]
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-*0. Not be a black person. This is pretty basic.
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-*1. Buy a bag of clubs. Keep buying them until you can't count anymore, which will happen because you're already a [[retard|dumbass]] for playing this game.
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-*2. Go to a [[poor|public course]] and pay to play.
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-*3. Walk to the first tee, plant your ball and check the wind. Make sure to stand there for at least 5 minutes to look real knowledgeable about conditions, but not too long so that they realize that you don't want to make a false move and bruise your ego and their impressions of you.
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-*4. Select a club, preferably something [[penis|large and sturdy]].
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-*5. Hit the ball as hard as you can in a random direction.
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-*6. If you [[success|make it in]], good job. That's some [[fortune|godly-ass luck]] you've got there. Proceed directly to [[PROFIT]]. If you don't, repeat Step 5 until you collapse for being the old, fat, piece of shit you are.
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-Congratulations! You've wasted a perfectly good day doing nothing. [[sarcasm|I hope you feel better about yourself.]]
-== See also ==
-*[[Tiger Woods]]
-*[[Jew]]
-*[[NORP]]
-{{clear}}
-{{Olympics}}
-[[Category:Epithets]]
-[[category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:Faggotry]]

Golf: Difference between revisions

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