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==History== | ==History== | ||
A very little known fact is that Clairemont was only established due to the housing shortage post-[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/WW2 WW2]. That's right, it was built for white people only. When minorities began to move into the suburbs, white people began to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flight move to the less dense suburbs of La Jolla, Mira Mesa, and ugh, Temecula.] | A very little known fact is that Clairemont was only established due to the housing shortage post-[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/WW2 WW2]. That's right, it was built for white people only. When minorities began to move into the [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Suburbs suburbs], white people began to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flight move to the less dense suburbs of La Jolla, Mira Mesa, and ugh, Temecula.] Leaving the minorities to urbanize further. | ||
== Present == | |||
Today, Clairemont exists as a confused neighborhood, as it doesn't quite know if it wants to be a full-blown ghetto, or an urban suburb. What exactly Clairemont is a suburb is, nobody is quite sure, since San Diego doesn't have a specific city-core. It is a very common sight to see a tweaker piss outside of a soccer mom infest Starbucks. | |||
== Notable places == | |||
'''[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/HellThe Clairemont Sqaure]'''-Here, you can find outdated buildings, Mexicans, suburban douche bags, a movie theatre no one pays for, and the occasionaly alley blowjob. | |||
'''Balboa Avenue'''-Living proof of two things, San Diego drivers are Kamikaze pilots, and San Diego does not know how to urbanize correctly, seeing as though this basically a freeway connects the 163 all the way to the Pacific Ocean. Averages 84 hit & runs a week. | |||
'''James Madison High School'''-With a reputation told through local legends, this notorious high school is basically Shawshank Prison, a retired Navy Seal or something runs it, and the Vice Principle is none other than [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Hillary_Clinton mormon Hillary Clinton.] In the year 2016, graduation rate was at an all time high of 16% percent! Go Hawks! | |||
'''The Canyon'''-Running through the neighborhood is a vast canyon, once roamed by [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Native_Americans Native Americans] themselves. These days it's Costco for drugs, as well as a place for high schoolers to smoke pot. | |||
Revision as of 05:34, 16 December 2016
Clairemont,[[1]] is home to an assortment of lovely residents, with a variety of backrounds. Sitting on a mesa thousands of feet in the air, Clairemont residents can enjoy the view of wealthier suburbs enjoying the Pacific Ocean, respectivley. Clairemont is home to several alternative sports enthusiats, such as BMXers, scooters, and hoodrats who play basketball until 4 in the fucking morning.
History
A very little known fact is that Clairemont was only established due to the housing shortage post-WW2. That's right, it was built for white people only. When minorities began to move into the suburbs, white people began to move to the less dense suburbs of La Jolla, Mira Mesa, and ugh, Temecula. Leaving the minorities to urbanize further.
Present
Today, Clairemont exists as a confused neighborhood, as it doesn't quite know if it wants to be a full-blown ghetto, or an urban suburb. What exactly Clairemont is a suburb is, nobody is quite sure, since San Diego doesn't have a specific city-core. It is a very common sight to see a tweaker piss outside of a soccer mom infest Starbucks.
Notable places
Clairemont Sqaure-Here, you can find outdated buildings, Mexicans, suburban douche bags, a movie theatre no one pays for, and the occasionaly alley blowjob.
Balboa Avenue-Living proof of two things, San Diego drivers are Kamikaze pilots, and San Diego does not know how to urbanize correctly, seeing as though this basically a freeway connects the 163 all the way to the Pacific Ocean. Averages 84 hit & runs a week.
James Madison High School-With a reputation told through local legends, this notorious high school is basically Shawshank Prison, a retired Navy Seal or something runs it, and the Vice Principle is none other than mormon Hillary Clinton. In the year 2016, graduation rate was at an all time high of 16% percent! Go Hawks!
The Canyon-Running through the neighborhood is a vast canyon, once roamed by Native Americans themselves. These days it's Costco for drugs, as well as a place for high schoolers to smoke pot.