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| [[File:Real-AkaiDalia2.png|300px|center|thumb|Behold the face of the Sonic-Sue with her imaginary boyfriend Shadow. And yes, she actually watermarked this.]]<br />
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| {{dauser|akaidalia}}, like many other forever-alone basement dwellers, likes to waste away in her bedroom shlicking to her own [[shit|masterpieces]]depicting the everlasting [[obsession|love]] between Sonic, Shadow, and her weirdly long-legged, floppy-titted Mary sue, Jane '[[Akai]]' Dalia. But she didn't start her [[pathetic|lucrative]] online career pumping out crudely drawn, hard-core threesomes!
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| Like with every [[failure|successful]] person, she has her critics and if you think she's handles with with dignity and grace, you're hilariously wrong. Rather than take a hint when dozens of people tell her same thing, she sooner sicks her [[white-knights|fans]] on the person and when that inevitably fails, she blocks the offender and makes sure everybody knows just how little she cares about critique by ranting about it in a journal or the comments of her latest atrocity.
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| Just like most [[Autism|sonictards]] Akai is also a [[Brony|Pegasister]] whose cutie mark is of a Sperm joining an Egg. How appropriate. She also has a collection of pony toys and ruined posters because of her undying hate for Amy Rose- Sonic's real girlfriend. While Akai isn't [[masturbation|fingering herself]] to Sonic the hedgehog,she's likely visiting the local Aquarium fingering herself to the Orcas, with which she's nearly as obsessed. Since she couldn't buy an Orca, thank god, she settled with buying a pet Hedgehog which she named, you guessed it, Sonic.
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| == Other Links ==
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| *[http://marysuefacepalm.tumblr.com/post/58638886830 Featured on the Mary Sue Tumblr blog.]
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| *{{facebook|AkaiDahlia5}} A fuckbook page dedicated to the Mary Sue.
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| *[http://xin-yil.deviantart.com/journal/Akai-Dalia-Please-Read-391217912 Xin-yil shares a wonderful experience with the Sonic ho.]
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| *[http://doskatomboy.deviantart.com/journal/AkaiDalia-321279506 Doskatomboy shares their own shit stained experience with the Sonic-Sue]
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Revision as of 06:25, 17 December 2016
