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Akai Dalia looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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akaidalia, like many other forever-alone basement dwellers, likes to waste away in her bedroom shlicking to her own masterpiecesdepicting the everlasting love between Sonic, Shadow, and her weirdly long-legged, floppy-titted Mary sue, Jane 'Akai' Dalia. But she didn't start her lucrative online career pumping out crudely drawn, hard-core threesomes!
Like with every successful person, she has her critics and if you think she's handles with with dignity and grace, you're hilariously wrong. Rather than take a hint when dozens of people tell her same thing, she sooner sicks her fans on the person and when that inevitably fails, she blocks the offender and makes sure everybody knows just how little she cares about critique by ranting about it in a journal or the comments of her latest atrocity.
Just like most sonictards Akai is also a Pegasister whose cutie mark is of a Sperm joining an Egg. How appropriate. She also has a collection of pony toys and ruined posters because of her undying hate for Amy Rose- Sonic's real girlfriend. While Akai isn't fingering herself to Sonic the hedgehog,she's likely visiting the local Aquarium fingering herself to the Orcas, with which she's nearly as obsessed. Since she couldn't buy an Orca, thank god, she settled with buying a pet Hedgehog which she named, you guessed it, Sonic.
Quick Overview of who Akai Dalia is
If you thought the design was shit go read the bio and laugh. She updated it but it's not that much better.
Name: Jane Dalia
Nicknames: Akai , Red Dalia , Scarlet
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Species: Hedgehog
Height: 98 cm
Weight: Secret
DOB: April 22th 1994
Birth Place: Unknown
Occupation: Noblewoman
Top Speed: High Speed Runner ( 160 - 175 Mph)
Special Attacks: Karate Blows, Stabbing with the her Katana, Spin Jump, Spin Attack, Flower Horse.
Abilities & Aptitude: Dalia Storm, Flower Shoot, Dark Dalia, Super Dalia
Hobbies & Talents: Drawing, listen favorite music, brown belt karate, ability to use any melee weapons and firearms, excellent hearing, sports skills.
Weaknesses: To Sonic, Shadow and to her own mother (love daughter)
Friends: Saira, Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Rouge, Knuckles, Cream, Blaze, Silver.
Rivals: Amy Rose (love rival)
Enemies: Eggman, Metal Sonic
Gourmet of choice: Lasagna, Spaghetti, pizza, spicy food, chocolate, cookies and cakes.
Beverages of choice: tea (wit lemon) , orange juice
Favorite color(s): red, violet and black
Miscellaneous trivia: Akai is in love with Sonic, but her feelings are also addressed to Shadow. Despite her athletic ability, Akai has a fear of heights.
Personality: Akai is a girl ,who likes to spend time alone, but is also able to be sociable. Hates hypocrisy and simulation someone who is not. Akai can be impulsive, but also caring and compassionate. Akai is well organized, but a little with the bossy.
Items & Weapons: Akai has a katana named Astra. She calling out using of minds. With materialization of the katana appear sparkling gleams.
Themesong: Lady Gaga - Born this Way
Back Story: Akai comes from a noble family “Garden Dalia”. She is the successor to the title of nobility-the Countess. Her parents, Lena Dalia the Hedgehog and Jack the Hedgehog govern of entire county. Her older brother Jakob the Hedgehog,had gone abroad, and younger , Peter ,living with them. Akai’s real name is Jane. “Akai” is her self-proclaimed name. She has a katana called Astra. Each member of her family, having completed 18 years, received a sword. When Akai became an adult, went out into the world looking for his destiny .. and love, which turned out to be Sonic. True, Akai doesn’t show feelings personally to him ,but trying to be his best friend. When it comes to her attitude to Amy, she is her love rival for Sonic. She doesn’t bestow Amy special sympathies, but try to respect her. Akai has a similar approach to Shadow as to Sonic. But the her dilemma is in the fact that Akai has for both the same feeling.
Slightly less cringy update
Name: Jane Scarlet Dalia
Nicknames: Red Dalia , Scarlet
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Species: Hedgehog
Orietation: Heterosexual
Height: 98 cm
Weight: Secret ;)
DOB: April 22th 1994
Birth Place: Mobius
Occupation: Noblewoman of Florem Monarch
Top Speed: High Speed Runner ( 160 - 175 Mph)
Special Attacks: Karate Blows, Stabbing with the her Katana, Spin Jump, Spin Attack.
Abilities & Aptitude: Flower Shoot, Dark Dalia, Super Dalia, sports skills,brown belt karate, ability to use any melee weapons and firearms( middle level)
Hobbies & Talents: Drawing, listen favourite music. Family: Raven Dalia -mother, Jack Dalia - father, James and Pit - brothers. Life partner: Maurice(Sonic) Kids: Nano, Kay and Aice (with Maurice) Friends: Ardith, Saira, Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Rouge, Knuckles, Cream, Blaze, Silver. Rivals: Amy Rose (love rival) Enemies: Eggman, Metal Sonic Gourmet of choice: Lasagna, Spaghetti, pizza, spicy food, chocolate, cookies and cakes. Beverages of choice: tea (wit lemon) , orange juice Favorite color(s): red, violet and black. Fears: spiders, fear of hights Strenghts: brave, self-assurance, confidence of herself Weakness: sensitive, bossy, implusive, actions under emotions.
Miscellaneous trivia: Jane is in love with Maurice (Sonic), but her feelings are also addressed to Shadow. Despite her athletic ability, Jane has a fear of heights. She met them during their journey through the Mobius. They dueled, and she looked at them out of hiding. When Shadow had the advantage over Maurice (Sonic) and pinned him to the ground,Jane moved into action and prevented the a nasty end of this fight. She tried to convince Shadow not to hurt him. He reluctantly did it.
Personality: 1. Positive features: sociable, communicative, friendly, helpful, forgiving,warm, caring, resourcefull, intelligent 2. Negative features: bossy, malicious, impulsive, noisy, very sensitive. 3. Strong points: brave, defensive, familial. 4. Weaknesses : To Sonic and Shadow :D, acrophobia, archanophobia. Curio facts: -Jane has got a evil twin sis by magical mirror in ruins castle of her forefathers, which she found during her journey. When she left the ruins the evil sister get came out of the mirror. Jane's evil twin sister owns all of her personality traits, but awry. Her evil twin sis has been made by evil magic of mirror. It means that Jane's evil twin is form of capsular evil energy. After passed time Jane was fighting with her evil twin sis face to face, defeating her down, cuz evil twin sis wasn't true of her. She was her evil copy. -Jane has fear of acrophobia, so it makes her easy to defeat when it comes to fighting on the big heights. -When Jane met Maurice(Sonic) she haven't fancied him at first. She pegged him as irresponsible and childlish. She changed her mind when Maurice(Sonic) rescused her from death while Eggman's attack -Jane doesn't like alcohol. Her favourite is tea and orange juice. -Jane is short-distanced. Despite she is pretty fast , she is not able to reach not longer distance than 2 miles. She needs to take a breaks during. -Jane can swim only near the shore. Not on depth.
Items & Weapons:Jane has a katana named Astra. She calling out using of minds. With materialization of the katana appear sparkling gleams.
Themesong: Lady Gaga - Born this Way
Back Story: Jane comes from a noble family "Florem Monarch". She is the successor to the title of nobility-the Countess and she's future ruler of monarchy. But at first she has to enter into arranged marriage. As future ruler and wife , Jane will have to procreate the another succesors with noble blood. Jane get against the her mounted future and she decided change her destiny on her own and after made arrangement with her mother, with no her father's awarness, running away from home for create her own destiny.
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Our Princess Warrior likes them young and not Grandpappy old like Shadow. -
Shhhhh it's a secret u gais. -
What she wishes to be real on a daily basis.
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Must haaave staaaaamps of Shit-Sue. -
Getting her Sue ass to cry is too simple and wat out u gais she'll sick her imaginary boyfriends on you. -
Now with extra colour! -
What about sanikkuu D: Also boobs
Akai's Autism
Akai manages to somehow magically have plankton-sized kids with her Sonikku and later on goes and fucks Shadow...or Shadow-kun, and manages to have kids with him as well. Is she a whore? Nope. Not one bit. Despite pumping out kids like shits after Thanksgiving, she manages to maintain the anatomy of an anorexic 12 year old that received tit implants because
—Akai, A direct quote. | ||
That's almost as original as "It's my style, BAAW!" Which she has used before when addressing Akai's freakishly long legs saying that she was inspired by Anime.
Late 2012 Akai told her fantards that she will be removing her Sonadow comic, the catalyst to her fame, because she did not like the couple anymore. The truth is probably more along the lines that she didn't want to share Sonic or Shadow, not even with each other. This spiked up riots among her fans and lost over 1000 watchers. Noticing that her fans were not giving her attention anymore she put the comic back and they all came running back with their dicks between their legs.
Recently the Autism has spread and she has pulled the Bi-polar card in another attention whoring journal.
—Akai Dalia, displaying her shitty grammar on Deviantart | ||
In addition to explaining she might leave, again, she cowers behind her mother-tongue, Polish, when addressing the 'horrible meanies harassing her'. Little does she know Google translate works both ways and her journals have been translated to her saying " I can no longer watch hung-up punks who are spoiled for nausea, cluttering their supposed "opinions"." Her truthful talk really shows what an autistic fuck she is.
Unable to any longer endure the endless amounts of exposure at the hands of other users of DeviantART and from users on YouTube, Akai has deactivated her DeviantART account. This was her BAW-fest of a journal before said account had been deactivated, filled with butthurt as usual: Akai's departure. (BALEETED!) Ironically enough, Akai has stated that she did not give a fuck what her detractors had thought, yet she would write shitty response comments with fraught with horrible grammar, piss-poor arguments, fail-troll tactics, take potshots at other people, and she has closed her dA account.
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When a person uses Akai's art it's theft and should be reported but when Akai uses officially copyrighted art from Sega it's aaawwwriight. Bitch just doing whatever the fuck she pleases cuz it's awright if she steals. -
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A typical whiteknight response when their idol is told the truth about her Sonic-Sue. -
Telling a 20-something year old woman to grow up is very necessary when she acts more like her shoe size than her actual age. -
More asskissing. -
Another non-asskisser? This is amazing shit. -
People who aren't asskissing. -
Posts a journal about it anyway. -
I dun care wat u gais say about me. -
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Rude comment and no favorite from our wonderful cunt. -
So for those that say "well she didn't fav it because the quality isn't all that good." As long as it has her shit-sue in it she loves it. -
It's sad that Akai shitlia killed someone.
The Sonadow comic
The sonadow comic is where her popularity started to explode. Like every weeaboo sonictard she made a comic about Sonic putting his train inside of shadow. She has hit 820 pages in her comic with thousands of fans following. Reading every little bit of this illiterate train wreck. The comic explains how Sonikku got pregnant twice with his beloved shadokku, posting hidden comics on furaffinity of them having hard core sex in really shitty drawingscd.( now removed due to opinions)
The comic shows the true personality of the characters by making them 2 faggots in love. Shadow being the bitch of the relationship and Shadow using all his strength to forcibly keep Sonic in a shitty relationship against his will. An early indication of the fucked up dynamics Akai thinks a healthy relationship imbues.
—rougebat103, on Deviantart | ||
Jane and Sonic's Relationship
Anybody with a functioning brain can tell you the relationship between Jane and Sonic is riddled with abuse and obsession. When Sonic isn't forcing himself on the defenseless, helpless, Jane, he's trying. Even in SFW themed pictures, Sonic is pressing his nuts against her, staring at her tits, or Jane is showing off her ass or tits in awkwardly timed panty-shots. Despite Akai Dalia's denial that their relationship is anything other than loving, pure and true, her own gallery regularly betrays her. It's not uncommon to see pictures of Sonic pinning her down and Jane looking fearful or uncomfortable.
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This just screams 'relationship goals'. -
This picture sums up Sonic's entire perspective on the relationship. -
No matter what's going in the pic, this is always his underlying thought process. -
Akai probably shlicks to Law and Order; SVU
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You only ever see this scenario in rape scenes. If a guy is making that face while fucking somebody, he's probably wanted for serial-rapings -
She's probably glad he's nearly done raping her. -
You don't need to know Polish to know Sonic apparently has sexual harassment issues. -
If Akai ever gets kidnapped, she's fucked. Pun intended.
Easy ways to make Akai RAGE
1. Draw any negative picture of her with Amy rose in it.
2. Critique her. Even if it's genuine, she'll cry about delivering critique with respect and proceed to ignore sound advice.
3. Troll her.
4. Casually mention her in a conversation without bringing up her artistic genius.
5. Compliment her but don't use sufficient adjectives and verbs to describe the breathtaking beauty of her masterpieces.
6. Pretend or be legitimately baffled by her shitty English.
7. Use a coherent thought process.
8. Use logic.
9. Draw any of her other Sonic FCs.
10. Draw any pairing of Sonic or Shadow with other FCs or OCs together.
Videos of people trying to hammer sense into this poor insane woman.
Previous Video | Next Video
You know its bad when people wasted a nine-part rant's worth of time.
Whiteknights
- cute-gamer Deactivated
- cutie-sylveon Deactivated
- artemissilverbane Age unknown. However, often a total baby when it comes to anyone possibly hurting Akai-senpai's feelings. Also draws shitty skanky art and types awful fan-fictions of Danny Phantom. She even posted a picture of her two cats she loves everyday.
- pichulover20 About 20 years of age but still, just like the others, hasn't grown the fuck up and proceeds to worship various children's shows. She has decent artwork when she isn't posting screen caps or pictures of her cats. Also has shitty fan-fictions
- yami-sonic 23 and male. Hopes to one day get a taste of Akai's gaping vagoo. Possibly the most autistic of Akai's followers, he's into even more retarded shit than she is, and has terrible fan-fictions. He also loves drawing Big Sweaty Men
- mochaloidDeactivated
- shadyever 22, Female, and so unoriginal all of her pictures are based of of a charecter from some random show. Thinks she is such a B0$$ A$$ BITCH and is teh best at handling trolls, with a super cocky attitude.
- PrincessSkyler 17, uses bases and shitty virtual generators for her art. A completely autistic fucklord.
Links
AkaiDalia Her Twitter
AkaiDalia Her Fuckbook- Facebook number two
akaidalia ACTIVE - Where you can see her fulfill her sick fantasies with her imaginary God.- cobaltpie 'Bitch has returned to DA to start more shit' She actually seems to be somewhat less dramatic. But, that may change.
- JewTube account
- JewTube account two
- InkBunny account
- WeasyL
- Sofurry Account
Some here mostly are just trollfuck accounts and not really her.
Other Links
- Featured on the Mary Sue Tumblr blog.
- AkaiDahlia5 A fuckbook page dedicated to the Mary Sue.
- Xin-yil shares a wonderful experience with the Sonic ho.
- Doskatomboy shares their own shit stained experience with the Sonic-Sue
See Also
- Whores
- Sonic
- Pedophile
- USI
- Realmrsoptimusprime
- PrincessElizabeth013
- XOMizzEggManOx
- Angelic-Catalyst
- Erzascarlet8
- JINXDROWNED
- Joshy Furret
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