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[[File:Jovanax.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The whore herself. All that photoshop and she couldn't hide those teeth.]]
Imagine being a talentless [[whore]], living in the [[frozen]] wastelands of [[Siberia]] and having your only future prospects be to become a [[prostitute]] so you can have some [[Down's Syndrome|potatoes]] to  eat or being mauled by a polar bear. Imagine having no skills, talent or willingness to work and acquire either, but still wanting to make [[money]] without getting off your fat ass or using your brain. What do you do in this situation? Well, we can tell you what one person did - Steal fucking everything [[Unrealistic Expectations|and hope no one ever finds out]] (they will).
 
Jovana Riaklo is the internet's least talented artists, but one of its most prolific plagiarists, having built a "career" off of stealing the ideas of other online photographers, copying what they do in a miserably inept fashion, and aggressively marketing her pilfered [[intellectual property]] as stock images to every [[BuzzFeed|rag of a news site]] online willing to pay her the standard going rate of a Siberian photographer that consist of half a [[vodka]] bottle, one beet and a wall mounted [[Jesus]] icon.
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==Difference Between the Originals and Jovana's Garbage==
[[File:jovana.jpg|thumb|right|200px|In a nutshell]]
Despite trying to mimic every single aspect of whatever it is she is bastardizing, Rikalo's output tends to drastically vary from the source material, and not for lack of trying.
 
'''Composition:''' Despite the fact Jovana has no taste and the things she chooses to steal are some of the gaudiest refuse that the web has to offer, she can't help herself but make things worse and, when taking the exact same pictures, bump the contrast and saturation up to eleven like the DeviantArt-level amateur she is. It doesn't help matters she doesn't understand how good lighting works and daylight/outdoor shots taken by her position the [[sun]] shining directly at the camera.
 
'''Picture/Camera Quality:''' It is unclear if Rikalo is too cheap to get a better camera or too stupid to realize what part of some pictures is supposed to be in focus, but every photograph she posts online looks worse when compared side by side with the one she's ripping off. Although, this may be attributed to the fact she thinks adding an unnecessary blur in almost every picture will somehow make it better.
 
'''Level of Modelling:''' The "models" in Jovana's pictures looks like people she found on Siberian [[Craigslist]]. Average or below average looking people who can't pose for shit. Making things worse is Jovana being too much of a [[lazy]] [[cunt]] to try and take another picture when they fuck it up. I guess she doesn't have the time to take multiple pictures like other artists do because she sill has a busy day of being passed out drunk ahead of her.
 
==Gallery of Stolen Shit==
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File:Rikalo1.jpg
File:Rikalo2.jpg| Stole entire fucking photo set
File:Rikalo3.jpg
File:Rikalo4.jpg
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File:Rikalo5.jpg
File:Rikalo6.jpg
File:Rikalo7.jpg
File:Rikalo8.jpg|She actually faved the picture she stole, how stupid can you be?
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==See Also==
[[File:Rikalo9.jpg|thumb|Right|200px|Jovana's creative process]]
* [[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL]]
* [[Copyright Infringement]]
* [[Intellectual property]]
* [[Siberia]]
* [[Photography]]
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==Links==
 
* {{fb|jovana.rikalo89|Her Facebook}}
* {{fb|JovanaRikaloPhotography|Her "official photography facebook"}} - Read: exhibits A through ZZZZZ
* [https://www.facebook.com/stavrozinio/posts/10212170884734231?comment_id=10212177587181788&ref=notif&notif_t=like&notif_id=1486977301109083 The thread where she got exposed] - '''WARNING:''' [[Moonspeak]]
 
{{timeline|Featured article 24 & 25, February [[2017]]|[[Milo Yiannopoulos]]|{{PAGENAME}}|TBD}}
 
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Revision as of 01:50, 26 February 2017

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