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[[File:PaulJosephWatson.png|thumb|NEET much?]]
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If you want to know what type of person the Alt Right would be in real life, it would be this guy who walked around with a sword to kill a young black thug in New York because he has hated niggers since his daddy told him about mommy who rejected him for a black bull's cock. But this faggot was too much of a pussy to kill one nigger since niggers hang out in gangs and have guns. So Internet Tough Guy killed some old unarmed black guy so big black Mandingos wouldn't ram small tight pussies of white sluts. However he realized his plan failed as Blacked.com is still up and running so therefore to prove how much of a pussy he is, he turned himself into the police rather than commit seppuku. Now he is really fucked since the New York Prison system has tons of young horny niggers waiting to tear his asshole open.
If you want to know what type of person the Alt Right would be in real life, it would be this guy who walked around with a sword to kill a young black thug in New York because he has hated niggers since his daddy told him about mommy who rejected him for a black bull's cock. But this faggot was too much of a pussy to kill one nigger since niggers hang out in gangs and have guns. So Internet Tough Guy killed some old unarmed black guy so big black Mandingos wouldn't ram small tight pussies of white sluts. However he realized his plan failed as Blacked.com is still up and running so therefore to prove how much of a pussy he is, he turned himself into the police rather than commit seppuku. Now he is really fucked since the New York Prison system has tons of young horny niggers waiting to tear his asshole open.
==Influences==
[[File:Fbialtright.jpg|right|thumb|FBI on the case.]]
Although the so-called alt-right has existed for some time, the emergence of [[Donald Trump]] as a presidential candidate led to the growth and widespread recognition of the movement. Trump policies such as building a wall on the [[Mexican]] border (financed by wetback drug barons) and a ban on Muslim visitors to the United States convinced them that Trump was an alt-righter too, even though in reality he has no idea who they are and [http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2015/09/does-donald-trump-send-his-own-tweets doesn't even run his own Twitter account].
YouTube regulars subscribe to the [[Sargon of Akkad]] channel because although Carl Benjamin{{atheist}} denies being a member of the alt-right, he agrees with all of their opinions and reinforces their prejudices. In the past he's [https://twitter.com/sargon_of_akkad/status/731881504138231808 referred] to alt-rightism as a "collectivist" belief system. Having rarely left his own echo chamber, he is free to say that [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQyxkPNaow literally all feminists are Marxists] and say that [[SJW]]s are "Cultural Marxists" despite [[Cultural Marxism]] being coined by Trent Schroyer and popularized by [[Pat Buchanan]]. He also described an [http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/mp-jess-phillips-launches-campaign-11386069 anti-harassment initiative] as "[http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/i-set-out-to-troll-her-why-all-this-fuss-about-600-rape-tweets-56h38ts97 social Communism]" - proving that he doesn't really know what [[Communism]] actually is. His ability to smugly misunderstand terms and misuse words while simultaneously losing every debate he's ever had, such as one against a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUD1RvFWzeE Majority Report weasel fuck] and another against a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTfCkp0Juao feminist professor], are qualities admired by the dishonest perpetual losers of the alt-right. If reality had a pause button during which Carl could insert smug non-sequiturs then he'd be the genius he believes himself to be, in reality however, he has no business debating with a professor of anything (even Gender Studies) because outside his [[hugbox]], he's just another fat-mouthed stupid cunt.
[[Paul Joseph Watson]] is another racist YouTuber with a large alt-right following. His greatest hits include [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUPuMs3E_k0 videos] on the [[2015]] [[Rapefugee|New Year's Eve sexual assaults in Germany]], in which he claims immigration is bad because rapefugees are more likely to be rapists. This is a remarkable double standard, considering in every other video he's made he expresses the opinion that [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Bn2QWmTNE women frequently lie about sexual assault]. On Prison Planet, every allegation of rape is automatically false, unless the alleged perpetrator is a [[Muslim]], in which case every allegation of rape is automatically true. Watson is part of the [[Alex Jones]] crowd who previously supported [[Ron Paul]] for president, a man who claimed in his newsletters that [http://reason.com/blog/2008/01/11/old-news-rehashed-for-over-a-d 95% of black males in Washington DC were criminals]. Ron Paul later disowned the newsletters and Alex Jones maintained his support for the candidate, despite the fact that if he wasn't fit to run a newsletter then he wasn't fit to run a country either.
The alt-right movement has strong ties with the [[Atheist|New Atheist]] movement and much of their Islamophobia is inherited from godless zealots such as [[Christopher Hitchens]], who was a strong supporter of the war in Iraq. It was convenient for him at the time to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn8jgS5LFxw blur Islamic terrorism with the legitimate Iraqi resistance] as he sought to justify the west's continuing bloody occupation. The tens of thousands of oil-hungry US and UK war criminal soldiers who invaded Iraq were exempt from his definition of extremism, though the Iraqi rebels who were merely trying to defend their country against the invading white trash were smeared as religious extremists.

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Alt-right cuck.
The indoctrination of the young.

Alt-right is a fascist ideology whose adherents have achieved absolutely nothing of value, have no discernible skills or merit as human beings, and therefore put pride in their race above all other things. Their whiteness is the one thing that can never be taken away from them, yet also is the one thing that took no effort whatsoever to possess, thus giving them a completely undeserved sense of superiority over ethnic minority individuals, many of whom have accomplished far more than they ever will.

Despite having zero power or influence over real life politics, these sub-Nazi deadbeats have a significant online presence ready to thumb down YouTube videos on important topics such as female Ghostbusters and Mexican Spider-Man. This is their natural habitat, along with Twitter, where they can be found protesting against multiculturalism while masturbating to Japanese anime waifus in their avatars and expressing the opinion that immigration to the United States should have ended the second after their pasty ancestors arrived to ethnically cleanse the natives. It is sometimes said that the salt-right is the endpoint of the Republican party- its purest manifest form.+

Face of the Alt Right

NEET much?

If you want to know what type of person the Alt Right would be in real life, it would be this guy who walked around with a sword to kill a young black thug in New York because he has hated niggers since his daddy told him about mommy who rejected him for a black bull's cock. But this faggot was too much of a pussy to kill one nigger since niggers hang out in gangs and have guns. So Internet Tough Guy killed some old unarmed black guy so big black Mandingos wouldn't ram small tight pussies of white sluts. However he realized his plan failed as Blacked.com is still up and running so therefore to prove how much of a pussy he is, he turned himself into the police rather than commit seppuku. Now he is really fucked since the New York Prison system has tons of young horny niggers waiting to tear his asshole open.

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