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== IBan ==
{{Notice|Iban, AKA Joshua Moon, is [[Ichverbot]], and has his very own article on our site!}}
Iban was an infamous psychopath who managed to troll the game so hard that he amassed [[over 9000]] drama topics. He's a very notable lowcow, perhaps even the most infamous of all time; enough to have warranted [[Ichverbot|his very article]] on this site! It should come off as no surprise that in the numerous years that he's played cockland, that he would amass countless amounts of drama and lulz. Below are just some of these; it would take an entire book to document all of the troll dust and autism he's left behind in his digital footprint.
===CityRPG===
Iban was a modder and created a lame and over-used game mode called CityRPG. It didn't take long for the Blockland administration to discover a backdoor in the script allowing Iban to skid any server utilizing his software. This caused a lot of drama and got Iban one of his first bans.
He returned under dozens of accounts to sperg out on the forums and continue getting terminated, despite totally despising and hating the community he just couldn't get enough of.
===House fire===
His grand finale was an event in which his [https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=181239.0 House Burned down]. He lost his [[Zippocat|cat]] and mommy as they were burned alive. There were also hundreds of thousands of dollars in assets lost in the act of arson. It was initially suspected that Iban [[I did it for the lulz|did it himself]], but it was later revealed to have been committed by his mom's boyfriend.
<pre>Joshua: Hey Otis
Joshua: you know how last night my mom said to leave because they were fighting
Otis Da HousKat: whaaaa
Joshua: and then I kinda poofed
Otis Da HousKat: ya
Joshua: well right after she told me to call the police
Joshua: because someone had dumped gasoline through their room to the hall to the living room
Joshua: so i called da poleec n was like "missus police it appears there is gasoline in my house and this dude is mad, REAL MAD."
Joshua: so she sas da poleec is on da way
Otis Da HousKat: shit nig
Joshua: so I walk out to my car and tell him as he dumps gasoline throughout the living room
Joshua: "You guys are fucking retards."
Joshua: and he says "No, just very dumb."
Joshua: I wish I could say I deserved it but it was my mom's house and I am quite unaffected.
Otis Da HousKat: You can just bum out anywhere with an intronet connection
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: That and a lot of problems were solved.
Joshua: My cat was a burden. Although I loved him and I don't think smoke inhalation was a suitable death for such a loving old man, I do know he doesn't have to deal with my mom's abuse and nobody has to worry about him now.
Joshua: Andrew made everyone miserable and my mom was too afraid of being alone to see it. He's facing 20+ years of prison time for arson, violating parole, domestic battery, 2 counts of attempted murder
Joshua: and I will see to it he gets charged with Animal Cruelty as well.
Joshua: The house was 30 years old and the mortagage owned on it was TWICE was it was worth now
Joshua: it was also under a runway which harbors the Eglin Airforce Base with super loud F35 jets
Joshua: Cat? Gone, and no longer suffering.
Joshua: Andrew? Gone.
Joshua: House? Gone.
Joshua: Mortagage? Paid for by insurance.
Otis Da HousKat: Time to start fresh
Joshua: And then some
Joshua: Feels way better than it should
Joshua: I'm happy, though
Joshua: I wanted this
Joshua: We lucked out
</pre>
<center> Iban, basically admitting that he's happy it happened.</center>
Ironically, he posted the following just a few months before the house burned down:
<pre>Colten, that is so old I can't even bring myself to care.
I'm not going to be a jerk to her because some dumb angsty cunt on an Internet forum took advantage of her trust (in exactly the same way you took advantage of mine) and used her as a weapon against me.
You are an awful human being, and I hope your child burns to death.</pre>
Karma, bitch.
===Potential Madman?===
Iban is also a potential mass murderer, as seen below in this chatlog:
<pre>4:51 AM - Joshua: Everyone I've ever fucking met
4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can
4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting gunned down by SWAT
4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life aspiration
4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer
4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina </pre>
<center>A typical discussion with Iban</center>
Eventually after years of absence, a newfag made a drama asking about him which resulted in [https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=283236.0 47] pages of chimpouts / discussion about him, and he returned from the grave to answer questions.

Revision as of 08:00, 25 June 2017

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IBan

Iban, AKA Joshua Moon, is Ichverbot, and has his very own article on our site!

Iban was an infamous psychopath who managed to troll the game so hard that he amassed over 9000 drama topics. He's a very notable lowcow, perhaps even the most infamous of all time; enough to have warranted his very article on this site! It should come off as no surprise that in the numerous years that he's played cockland, that he would amass countless amounts of drama and lulz. Below are just some of these; it would take an entire book to document all of the troll dust and autism he's left behind in his digital footprint.

CityRPG

Iban was a modder and created a lame and over-used game mode called CityRPG. It didn't take long for the Blockland administration to discover a backdoor in the script allowing Iban to skid any server utilizing his software. This caused a lot of drama and got Iban one of his first bans.

He returned under dozens of accounts to sperg out on the forums and continue getting terminated, despite totally despising and hating the community he just couldn't get enough of.

House fire

His grand finale was an event in which his House Burned down. He lost his cat and mommy as they were burned alive. There were also hundreds of thousands of dollars in assets lost in the act of arson. It was initially suspected that Iban did it himself, but it was later revealed to have been committed by his mom's boyfriend.

Joshua: Hey Otis
Joshua: you know how last night my mom said to leave because they were fighting
Otis Da HousKat: whaaaa
Joshua: and then I kinda poofed
Otis Da HousKat: ya
Joshua: well right after she told me to call the police
Joshua: because someone had dumped gasoline through their room to the hall to the living room
Joshua: so i called da poleec n was like "missus police it appears there is gasoline in my house and this dude is mad, REAL MAD."
Joshua: so she sas da poleec is on da way
Otis Da HousKat: shit nig
Joshua: so I walk out to my car and tell him as he dumps gasoline throughout the living room
Joshua: "You guys are fucking retards."
Joshua: and he says "No, just very dumb."
Joshua: I wish I could say I deserved it but it was my mom's house and I am quite unaffected.
Otis Da HousKat: You can just bum out anywhere with an intronet connection
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: That and a lot of problems were solved.
Joshua: My cat was a burden. Although I loved him and I don't think smoke inhalation was a suitable death for such a loving old man, I do know he doesn't have to deal with my mom's abuse and nobody has to worry about him now.
Joshua: Andrew made everyone miserable and my mom was too afraid of being alone to see it. He's facing 20+ years of prison time for arson, violating parole, domestic battery, 2 counts of attempted murder
Joshua: and I will see to it he gets charged with Animal Cruelty as well.
Joshua: The house was 30 years old and the mortagage owned on it was TWICE was it was worth now
Joshua: it was also under a runway which harbors the Eglin Airforce Base with super loud F35 jets
Joshua: Cat? Gone, and no longer suffering.
Joshua: Andrew? Gone.
Joshua: House? Gone.
Joshua: Mortagage? Paid for by insurance.
Otis Da HousKat: Time to start fresh
Joshua: And then some
Joshua: Feels way better than it should
Joshua: I'm happy, though
Joshua: I wanted this
Joshua: We lucked out
Iban, basically admitting that he's happy it happened.

Ironically, he posted the following just a few months before the house burned down:

Colten, that is so old I can't even bring myself to care.
I'm not going to be a jerk to her because some dumb angsty cunt on an Internet forum took advantage of her trust (in exactly the same way you took advantage of mine) and used her as a weapon against me.

You are an awful human being, and I hope your child burns to death.

Karma, bitch.

Potential Madman?

Iban is also a potential mass murderer, as seen below in this chatlog:

4:51 AM - Joshua: Everyone I've ever fucking met
4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can
4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting gunned down by SWAT
4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life aspiration
4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer
4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina 
A typical discussion with Iban

Eventually after years of absence, a newfag made a drama asking about him which resulted in 47 pages of chimpouts / discussion about him, and he returned from the grave to answer questions.