- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Blockland/Drama: Difference between revisions
imported>AlGore No edit summary |
imported>AlGore No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{Subpage|Blockland}} | {{Subpage|Blockland}} | ||
== IBan == | |||
{{Notice|Iban, AKA Joshua Moon, is [[Ichverbot]], and has his very own article on our site!}} | |||
Iban was an infamous psychopath who managed to troll the game so hard that he amassed [[over 9000]] drama topics. He's a very notable lowcow, perhaps even the most infamous of all time; enough to have warranted [[Ichverbot|his very article]] on this site! It should come off as no surprise that in the numerous years that he's played cockland, that he would amass countless amounts of drama and lulz. Below are just some of these; it would take an entire book to document all of the troll dust and autism he's left behind in his digital footprint. | |||
===CityRPG=== | |||
Iban was a modder and created a lame and over-used game mode called CityRPG. It didn't take long for the Blockland administration to discover a backdoor in the script allowing Iban to skid any server utilizing his software. This caused a lot of drama and got Iban one of his first bans. | |||
He returned under dozens of accounts to sperg out on the forums and continue getting terminated, despite totally despising and hating the community he just couldn't get enough of. | |||
===House fire=== | |||
His grand finale was an event in which his [https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=181239.0 House Burned down]. He lost his [[Zippocat|cat]] and mommy as they were burned alive. There were also hundreds of thousands of dollars in assets lost in the act of arson. It was initially suspected that Iban [[I did it for the lulz|did it himself]], but it was later revealed to have been committed by his mom's boyfriend. | |||
<pre>Joshua: Hey Otis | |||
Joshua: you know how last night my mom said to leave because they were fighting | |||
Otis Da HousKat: whaaaa | |||
Joshua: and then I kinda poofed | |||
Otis Da HousKat: ya | |||
Joshua: well right after she told me to call the police | |||
Joshua: because someone had dumped gasoline through their room to the hall to the living room | |||
Joshua: so i called da poleec n was like "missus police it appears there is gasoline in my house and this dude is mad, REAL MAD." | |||
Joshua: so she sas da poleec is on da way | |||
Otis Da HousKat: shit nig | |||
Joshua: so I walk out to my car and tell him as he dumps gasoline throughout the living room | |||
Joshua: "You guys are fucking retards." | |||
Joshua: and he says "No, just very dumb." | |||
Joshua: I wish I could say I deserved it but it was my mom's house and I am quite unaffected. | |||
Otis Da HousKat: You can just bum out anywhere with an intronet connection | |||
Joshua: Yeah. | |||
Joshua: That and a lot of problems were solved. | |||
Joshua: My cat was a burden. Although I loved him and I don't think smoke inhalation was a suitable death for such a loving old man, I do know he doesn't have to deal with my mom's abuse and nobody has to worry about him now. | |||
Joshua: Andrew made everyone miserable and my mom was too afraid of being alone to see it. He's facing 20+ years of prison time for arson, violating parole, domestic battery, 2 counts of attempted murder | |||
Joshua: and I will see to it he gets charged with Animal Cruelty as well. | |||
Joshua: The house was 30 years old and the mortagage owned on it was TWICE was it was worth now | |||
Joshua: it was also under a runway which harbors the Eglin Airforce Base with super loud F35 jets | |||
Joshua: Cat? Gone, and no longer suffering. | |||
Joshua: Andrew? Gone. | |||
Joshua: House? Gone. | |||
Joshua: Mortagage? Paid for by insurance. | |||
Otis Da HousKat: Time to start fresh | |||
Joshua: And then some | |||
Joshua: Feels way better than it should | |||
Joshua: I'm happy, though | |||
Joshua: I wanted this | |||
Joshua: We lucked out | |||
</pre> | |||
<center> Iban, basically admitting that he's happy it happened.</center> | |||
Ironically, he posted the following just a few months before the house burned down: | |||
<pre>Colten, that is so old I can't even bring myself to care. | |||
I'm not going to be a jerk to her because some dumb angsty cunt on an Internet forum took advantage of her trust (in exactly the same way you took advantage of mine) and used her as a weapon against me. | |||
You are an awful human being, and I hope your child burns to death.</pre> | |||
Karma, bitch. | |||
===Potential Madman?=== | |||
Iban is also a potential mass murderer, as seen below in this chatlog: | |||
<pre>4:51 AM - Joshua: Everyone I've ever fucking met | |||
4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can | |||
4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting gunned down by SWAT | |||
4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life aspiration | |||
4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer | |||
4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina </pre> | |||
<center>A typical discussion with Iban</center> | |||
Eventually after years of absence, a newfag made a drama asking about him which resulted in [https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=283236.0 47] pages of chimpouts / discussion about him, and he returned from the grave to answer questions. | |||
Revision as of 08:00, 25 June 2017
IBan
|
Iban, AKA Joshua Moon, is Ichverbot, and has his very own article on our site! |
Iban was an infamous psychopath who managed to troll the game so hard that he amassed over 9000 drama topics. He's a very notable lowcow, perhaps even the most infamous of all time; enough to have warranted his very article on this site! It should come off as no surprise that in the numerous years that he's played cockland, that he would amass countless amounts of drama and lulz. Below are just some of these; it would take an entire book to document all of the troll dust and autism he's left behind in his digital footprint.
CityRPG
Iban was a modder and created a lame and over-used game mode called CityRPG. It didn't take long for the Blockland administration to discover a backdoor in the script allowing Iban to skid any server utilizing his software. This caused a lot of drama and got Iban one of his first bans.
He returned under dozens of accounts to sperg out on the forums and continue getting terminated, despite totally despising and hating the community he just couldn't get enough of.
House fire
His grand finale was an event in which his House Burned down. He lost his cat and mommy as they were burned alive. There were also hundreds of thousands of dollars in assets lost in the act of arson. It was initially suspected that Iban did it himself, but it was later revealed to have been committed by his mom's boyfriend.
Joshua: Hey Otis Joshua: you know how last night my mom said to leave because they were fighting Otis Da HousKat: whaaaa Joshua: and then I kinda poofed Otis Da HousKat: ya Joshua: well right after she told me to call the police Joshua: because someone had dumped gasoline through their room to the hall to the living room Joshua: so i called da poleec n was like "missus police it appears there is gasoline in my house and this dude is mad, REAL MAD." Joshua: so she sas da poleec is on da way Otis Da HousKat: shit nig Joshua: so I walk out to my car and tell him as he dumps gasoline throughout the living room Joshua: "You guys are fucking retards." Joshua: and he says "No, just very dumb." Joshua: I wish I could say I deserved it but it was my mom's house and I am quite unaffected. Otis Da HousKat: You can just bum out anywhere with an intronet connection Joshua: Yeah. Joshua: That and a lot of problems were solved. Joshua: My cat was a burden. Although I loved him and I don't think smoke inhalation was a suitable death for such a loving old man, I do know he doesn't have to deal with my mom's abuse and nobody has to worry about him now. Joshua: Andrew made everyone miserable and my mom was too afraid of being alone to see it. He's facing 20+ years of prison time for arson, violating parole, domestic battery, 2 counts of attempted murder Joshua: and I will see to it he gets charged with Animal Cruelty as well. Joshua: The house was 30 years old and the mortagage owned on it was TWICE was it was worth now Joshua: it was also under a runway which harbors the Eglin Airforce Base with super loud F35 jets Joshua: Cat? Gone, and no longer suffering. Joshua: Andrew? Gone. Joshua: House? Gone. Joshua: Mortagage? Paid for by insurance. Otis Da HousKat: Time to start fresh Joshua: And then some Joshua: Feels way better than it should Joshua: I'm happy, though Joshua: I wanted this Joshua: We lucked out
Ironically, he posted the following just a few months before the house burned down:
Colten, that is so old I can't even bring myself to care. I'm not going to be a jerk to her because some dumb angsty cunt on an Internet forum took advantage of her trust (in exactly the same way you took advantage of mine) and used her as a weapon against me. You are an awful human being, and I hope your child burns to death.
Karma, bitch.
Potential Madman?
Iban is also a potential mass murderer, as seen below in this chatlog:
4:51 AM - Joshua: Everyone I've ever fucking met 4:52 AM - Joshua: I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can 4:52 AM - Joshua: before getting gunned down by SWAT 4:52 AM - Joshua: That needs to be my life aspiration 4:52 AM - Joshua: You stupid fucking cunts need to suffer 4:52 AM - Joshua: All living things with a vagina
Eventually after years of absence, a newfag made a drama asking about him which resulted in 47 pages of chimpouts / discussion about him, and he returned from the grave to answer questions.
