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His life is full of drama, lies, and desperation. Tragically for Mushy, however, his life is ''not'' full of ass pounding, fursuited sex. What a shame.
His life is full of drama, lies, and desperation. Tragically for Mushy, however, his life is ''not'' full of ass pounding, fursuited sex. What a shame.
==Online Romance!==
Being a pathetic bastard he is, Mushy rather would go out with girls online than like the majority of us, real life. We think the reason why this is because that he is so hideous that when walking out on the streets of Bath, even babies cry at the sight of his face. Nevertheless Mushy believes that hes is actually muscular without glasses and horrible acne. Its probably because living with mommy all his life, that she has sheltered him and altered what he believes to be true. In reality the real Mushy has bottle trim glasses, horrible acne issues, and nasty smoker teeth.
Mushy's [[ugly|wonderful]] girlfriends
'''Fizzycat''': a cat, not much is known about her, probably because after dating this loser she realized how horrible of a fur he was and committed suicide.
'''Electrocat''': Another cat fur, except she calls herself a tiger. Mushy's recent ex girlfriend. Apparently according to her sources while dating the two were in [[fake|love]] and Mushy being the lying [[faggot]] he is, proposed to her. He even flew to [[aids|South Africa]] to see her. Apparently after the breakup, she is more known for [[ALL CAPS|WANTING HIM DEAD AND THAT SLUT TOO!!!111]]
'''SilverDeni''': Mushy's current girlfriend. She is just as much of a fur he is. She is also the person behind all of his [[scam|giftart]]. If you take a close look at her [[stolen|original]] art, the majority of it is truly [[copypasta|copypasta'd]] from other artists and [[Disney|Disney.]] The majority of the [[retards|furries]] who commission her get their artwork back in half assed copies, rather than something decent. The relationship between the two furs is lulzy for two reasons. One, they disclaim themselves as furs, even though they [[yiff|"mrwar" and "murr"]] at each other, and the other reason is that she's apparently doubting their relationshit. Usually when anyone doubts a relationshit, it means [[gtfo|GTFO.]] Probably has to do with her boyfriends constant nagging and fun plays of furry [[buttsecks]], she remains his girlfriend. She is probably [[no|in love]] with him.
{{quote|Thank you for all your Love, Reassurance and Support during my time of hardship and struggles, Sweetheart. You have given me everything I could ever wish for and more. You have made me the happiest person on the face of this earth - and I will be forever grateful to you for giving me a chance...
Thank you for being my pillar of hope...
I love you with all my heart and soul... and I always will.|Mushy on <s>all his girlfriends</s> Deni}}


== Dissin' His "Friends" ==
== Dissin' His "Friends" ==

Revision as of 02:48, 26 June 2017

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Known as the drama llama of relationshits, Daniel Bartlett aka Mushymutt is a among the worst of the psychotic furries, homosexuals in denial, clingy bastards, and dirt poor faggots that you'd come across on the internet. He is renowned for being an overly possessive boyfriend to each of the girlfriends he had... ONLINE. Apparently, while the rest of the world has moved on to real life dating, it seems that the only way for him to get laid is to get some digital ass OTI.

Mushy has been unemployed since of last year. It would seem that after seeing the likes of him and realizing he might be a potential pedobear in disguise, companies routinely decline his applications. That, or being the manchild that he is, he might be too lazy to even look for a job. Mushy is the typical furfag who lives at home with mommy because he's too much of a pussy to make it out in the real world. In an incredibly rare moment of "achievement," he accomplished what most basement dwellers didn't: staying home with mom at the tender age of 40.

Mushy's way of only making friends is through da Internets. Apparently out of all places, furfaggotry is where he feels at home. The majority of his online friends come from the aforementioned site. They probably befriended him since, being the lonely bastard he is, they see a bit of themselves in him.

His life is full of drama, lies, and desperation. Tragically for Mushy, however, his life is not full of ass pounding, fursuited sex. What a shame.

Dissin' His "Friends"

When his girlfriend won't draw what she owes, he takes it upon himself to defend her, even if they both know they're in the wrong!

Possible Homosexual

Apparently in recent artwork of Mushy, it is shown that he might of had a relationship with a dude. This obviously isn't any news, because one, he is a fur and most furs are indeed homosexual. Being the fag that he is, he covers it up and denies his true sexuality. Its blatantly obvious that he is in fact a homo. He is super whiny and emotional. He rages over the tiniest things. He also apparently cried when his girlfriend left after visiting him for the first time. Apparently one of our agents decided to go in and ask one of his former lovers. According this his lover, Mushy is bisexual but swings more towards the ladies...I think when answering our question this fur was threatened by his lover, if he didn't follow demands Mushy wouldn't give him any anal.

How to piss off Mushy

  • Basically just be a dick like people do.

Contact

If you ever want to befriend Mushy here is his msn and skype. Msn: Deleted

Skype: Deleted

Related Links

None as of recent

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