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| [[File:IRMUSHY2.jpg|thumb|FURRY LOVE AW!]]
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| Known as the drama llama of relationshits, '''Daniel Bartlett''' aka '''Mushymutt''' is a among the worst of the [[furry|psychotic furries]], [[Gay|homosexuals in denial]], clingy bastards, and dirt poor faggots that you'd come across on the internet. He is renowned for being an overly possessive boyfriend to each of the girlfriends he had... [[internet|ONLINE]]. Apparently, while the rest of the world has moved on to real life dating, it seems that the only way for him to get laid is to get some digital ass [[OTI]].
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| Mushy has been unemployed since of last year. It would seem that after seeing the likes of him and realizing he might be a potential [[pedophile|pedobear in disguise,]] companies routinely decline his applications. That, or being the [[Chris-Chan|manchild]] that he is, he might be too lazy to even look for a job. Mushy is the typical furfag who lives at home with mommy because he's too much of a pussy to make it out in the real world. In an incredibly rare moment of "achievement," he accomplished what most basement dwellers didn't: staying home with mom at the tender age of 40.
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| Mushy's way of only making friends is through da [[internet|Internets.]] Apparently out of all places, [[furaffinity|furfaggotry]] is where he feels at home. The majority of his online friends come from the aforementioned site. They probably befriended him since, being the lonely bastard he is, they see a bit of themselves in him.
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| His life is full of drama, lies, and desperation. Tragically for Mushy, however, his life is ''not'' full of ass pounding, fursuited sex. What a shame.
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Revision as of 02:52, 26 June 2017
