Black Butler

BLACK BUTLER or Kuroshitsuji 黒執事 if you're a weeaboo, by [Japan|Yana Toboso]] can be best described as a great idea and what could have been a really fantastic Animu or manga series that could have competed with the best of the best like Akira and Evangelion by if she she didn't let it get turned into another factory of faggotry because she felt the need to sell out to 16 year old girls and boys who want to be girls.

Plot

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Black Butler or Kuroshitsuji 黒執事 is about an emo 13 year old boy by the name Ciel Phantomhive who sold his soul to a demon by the name of Sebastian Michaelis to help him take revenge on his enemies who murdered and dishonered his family and who also performed a nasty ass raping on him when he was 12 and were planning on selling to him to Michael Jackson after he was broken in properly. The plot states that when Ciel's arrangement with the Demon Sebastian has been completed and all of Ciel's enemies are dead it is agreed that Sebastian will be allowed to devour Ciel's soul. Cool premise so far.
As the only living member of the Phantomhive family it is Ciel's duty to take over his family function of policing the underworld, both criminal and Paranormal for Queen Victoria but despite being set in the Victorian period they have modern technology like the M1911A1 and M1Garande in the years around 1895 along with radio phones. Still a cool premise.
Unfortunately it's during all this, Yana Toboso feels the need to pad the plots or let them get taken over by unadulterd homosexuality like Flaming Gay Grim Reapers, Gender swapping angels that are Bisexual as either gender and the all around laugh your ass off favorite English gag of cross-dressing and sodomy jokes.

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The Cool Characters

Name	Description	Picture
Sebastian Michaelis	Most Likely named for Saint Sebastian because of his ability to takes insane amounts of damage like get shot to shit with bullets or arrows and survive. Said to have the form of a Crow or Raven in Demon form which in Celtic Mythology are servents of the Devil and represent death and dying. In Welsh Mythology the Crow is the phsical embodiment of the trickster character like the Coyote in Native American Mythology, both roles that Sebastian plays. Has a love of cats but despises dogs because of how man took a majestic creature like the wolf and turned it into a servant. Currently he is Ciel's butler and is bound to Ciel with the mark of the demonic contract and according to legend the more obviously placed the contract the stronger it is. Considers himself a gastronome and would rather eat 1 delicious soul than 1,000 shitty ones. Known for the catch phrases, "I'm simply one hell of a Butler." Or "If I couldn't do X, What kind of Butler would I be?"	File:Sebastian.Michaelis.full.252485.jpg
The Undertaker	Absolutely batshit crazy but in a fun way. Was the original Death that fought Lucifer in Hell when Lucifer tried to become god by freeing man from the shakels of death. Can be easily bribed to do anything by telling him a good joke but has no tolerance for Anti-humor like the Aristrocrats or dirty jokes. Unlike the other Grimreapers, he pities the dead. Alleged to be so gorgeous that new born babies are willing to give up their souls with just a single look at him and is why he hides his face with his hair. His Grim Reaper tool is obviously a Scythe.	File:1undertaker111.gif
Lau	The Stoner Guru. Usually so high on opium he babbles but is intelligent enough to string the words that he is saying into coherent sentences that are relative to the problem at hand. Runs all the Chinese Opium dens in London.	File:1lauhigh111.jpg
Ran Mau	The perfect representation of what a woman should be. When Lau snaps his fingers she instantly has a beer in one hand and a sammich in the other. She is Lau's personal bodyguard and can always be found sitting on his lap.	File:1ranmau111.jpg
Grell Sutcliff	Batshit Insane, souless ginger Grim Reaper that wants Sebastian to sexor his butt. Mostly in the show because he's lulzy as all hell. His Grim Reaper tool is a Chainsaw.	File:Ep44 Grell Sutcliff.png
Tanaka	The original Butler for the Phantonhive family. Mostly stoned off his ass 99% of the show and is drawn in Chibi form when like this and just sits there staring at his tea. Can be a badass when he wants to be.	File:258541 173526.jpg

The Rest Of The Characters

The Characters being placed under this section are here because they are absolute shit and damage what could have been the most badass Anime in recent years or because they are so seldom used that you never get to really know what they are about.

Name	Description	Picture
Ciel Phantomhive	Main character and all around crybaby of the show. Only survives because of the perfectly timed Deus Ex Machina saves from his Demon Butler Sebastian Michaelis. So obnoxious and full of unwaranted self importance that most people hate his guts by the second episode and only watch the show for Sebastian and a few other characters. Simply put, he's a little boy version of the damsel in distress that is necessary to establish a plot line. As per his contract with Sebastian, the mark of his Demon Contract has been placed on his right eye which he hides with an eye patch.	File:200 s.gif