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'''Bashar Hafez al-Assad'''  or in English '''Basher Del Asshat''' born 11 September 1965 is the 19th [[President|Dictator]] elected in a free, democratic [[Syria|Syrian]] election on 17 July 2000, winning the office of President-for-life in a landsilide victory with 110% of the vote.  A Puppet leader of the Ba'ath Party and ardent supporter of Islamic Terrorist Groups al-Asshat screamed the loudest for the destruction of '''[[America|THE GREAT SATAN]]''' until 2012 when he started crying for fellow [[terrorist|Muslim]] U.S. President Barak [[Obama]] to help him maintain his aristocratic lifestyle of elected king and his favored possition as Chief Of Oppression, Violator of Human Rights, Keeping [[Wimmins]] Barefoot And In The Kitchen and Pimp Daddy King that Bitch Smacks anyone, with a long prison sentence, that has an opposing political opinion.  Everything the [[Obama]] administration stood for.<<br>>  
'''Bashar Hafez al-Assad'''  or in English '''Basher Del Asshat''' born 11 September 1965 is the 19th [[President|Dictator]] elected in a free, democratic [[Syria|Syrian]] election on 17 July 2000, winning the office of President-for-life in a landsilide victory with 110% of the vote.  A Puppet leader of the Ba'ath Party and ardent supporter of Islamic Terrorist Groups al-Asshat screamed the loudest for the destruction of '''[[America|THE GREAT SATAN]]''' until 2012 when he started crying for fellow [[terrorist|Muslim]] U.S. President Barak [[Obama]] to help him maintain his aristocratic lifestyle of elected king and his favored possition as Chief Of Oppression, Violator of Human Rights, Keeping [[Wimmins]] Barefoot And In The Kitchen and Pimp Daddy King that Bitch Smacks anyone, with a long prison sentence, that has an opposing political opinion.  Everything the [[Obama]] administration stood for.<br>
In other words, let him be like every has-been, [[Leftard|Libtard]] celebrity on [[Twitter}} but with the real power over a country and its people that they all wish they could have.  Much like [[Tara Strong]] and her wish for a return to concentration camps for everyone who went against her [[Liberal|Political Model]] and voted for [[Trump|our great god emperor]], Donald Trump.<br>
In other words, let him keep having the life that every has-been, [[Leftard|Libtard]] celebrity on [[Twitter]] wishes they had but with real word consequences and the power to make it happen with a country of their own and a people drive under foot with their insane ideas, much like [[Tara Strong]] and her wish for a return to concentration camps for everyone who went against her [[Liberal|Political Model]] and voted for [[Trump|our great god emperor]], Donald Trump.<br>

Revision as of 18:39, 3 November 2017

Al Bundy?

Bashar Hafez al-Assad or in English Basher Del Asshat born 11 September 1965 is the 19th Dictator elected in a free, democratic Syrian election on 17 July 2000, winning the office of President-for-life in a landsilide victory with 110% of the vote. A Puppet leader of the Ba'ath Party and ardent supporter of Islamic Terrorist Groups al-Asshat screamed the loudest for the destruction of THE GREAT SATAN until 2012 when he started crying for fellow Muslim U.S. President Barak Obama to help him maintain his aristocratic lifestyle of elected king and his favored possition as Chief Of Oppression, Violator of Human Rights, Keeping Wimmins Barefoot And In The Kitchen and Pimp Daddy King that Bitch Smacks anyone, with a long prison sentence, that has an opposing political opinion. Everything the Obama administration stood for.
In other words, let him keep having the life that every has-been, Libtard celebrity on Twitter wishes they had but with real word consequences and the power to make it happen with a country of their own and a people drive under foot with their insane ideas, much like Tara Strong and her wish for a return to concentration camps for everyone who went against her Political Model and voted for our great god emperor, Donald Trump.