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Image:Kthor_-_Cuck_The_Dog.png|Blacks can instantly recognize a white cuck<br>in a dog house.
Image:Kthor_-_Cuck_The_Dog.png|Blacks can instantly recognize a white cuck<br>in a dog house.
Image:Kthor_-_Sissy_Cuck_Life.png|His wife likes to<br>sissify her cuck.
Image:Kthor_-_Sissy_Cuck_Life.png|His wife likes to<br>sissify her cuck.
Image:Kthor_-_Him_And_His_Wife.jpg|In the dog house again, his wife's out lookin for a good bone.
Image:Kthor_-_Him_And_His_Wife.jpg|In the dog house again, his wife's out lookin for<br>a good bone to suck.
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Image:Kthor_-_Wife_Looks_Like_A_Man_In_Drag.jpg|His wife looks like<br>a man in drag.
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==His [[MS Paint|Awesome]] Art!==
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==External Links==
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*[http://www.shortandhappy.com/ K. Thor Jensen's homepage]  
*[http://www.shortandhappy.com/ K. Thor Jensen's homepage]  
*[https://twitter.com/kthorjensen His Twitter Account]
*[https://twitter.com/sarajensen His Wife's Twitter Account]
*[https://www.instagram.com/kthorjensen/ His Instagram Account]
*[https://www.instagram.com/sarabeejensen/ His Wife's Instragram Account]
*<s>[http://portalofevil.com/ Portal of Evil]</s> '''DEAD!'''
*<s>[http://portalofevil.com/ Portal of Evil]</s> '''DEAD!'''
*<s>[http://www.livejournal.com/users/kthor/ Dogsjournal]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
*<s>[http://www.livejournal.com/users/kthor/ Dogsjournal]</s> '''BALEETED!'''
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Revision as of 09:03, 21 November 2017

AWESOME!

K. Thor aka Kthor, real name Kristopher Jensen, was a cartoonist and moderator of the LJ community fuckyoucrew, who now writes about dogs, non-binary trans-masculine unicorn-kin and other assorted SJW pursuits. In ye olden times he was one of the editors of the now dead site Portal of Evil (before he went full cuck). In his younger years he clashed a number of times both in real life and on LJ with infamous basement dwelling failure and fatty Lord Rexington Fear.

Targets of his legendary butthurt have included Joshua Beane aka the Dragonguyver and Matthew Moulton aka Onideus Mad Hatter. It should be noted that most of the people Kthor makes fun of are overweight. K. Thor previously had a "skinny fat" (nerd) figure but has become increasingly obese as his life spiraled downward from dotcom boom leech to guy poorly cribbing from Love and Rockets onto stolen bristol board. In 2006, K. Thor married a woman who is hella fucking fat. She designs purses and sells them on the internet. Someone, maybe even K. Thor has apparently made the fatty pregnant.

For some reason, his activities in fuckyoucrew seemed to draw considerably more ire than his time spent on Portal of Evil, which may have fueled his turn to the cuck side as an SJW supporter. Kthor has always been a bit of a media whore, however, even with multiple television appearances (including a particularly embarrassing one on Blind Date) under his belt, he was still forced to sell his manga and other assorted animu plastic crap to pay for his wedding.

All Growed Up

Nice pedo-stache.

Kthor eventually gave up his life of attempted comic artistry, largely due to the fact that he hooked up with the nearest lowered expectation he could find and the two 30 year old virgins finally popped their collective cherries and managed to shit out a chromosomally deficient little sprout named "Henry".

He currently hangs out largely on Twitter where he incessantly retweets anti-Trump propaganda and extreme left wing SJW bullshit. He also has a new book he's trying to pawn off, likely some self-aggrandizing liberal reach around. He's likely working some menial, minimum wage, shit job to make ends meet on the sides while he cries himself to sleep every night knowing that all the better he could do with his life was to crap out a carbon copy cock shitter who will probably wind up having even LESS creative talent and originality than his father. Either that or his wife is now the bread winner by whoring herself off to other men while she leaves cuck boy at home to take care of the spergs.

How Cute

Kthor The Artist

A masterpiece!

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Kthor The Cuck

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Kthor gets publicly cucked by his wife.

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Kthor The Father

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His son instinctively shields himself from groping hands.

Kthor's wife is so gawd damn fat she shit out a diabetic sperg on the spot. His second child was adopted and, as she's white and perfectly healthy, you know they got her from one of those "state adoption agencies for profit" sort of deals. Sometimes referred to as "legal child abduction", where they basically steal children from poor people and give them to middle class and rich folk while turning a tidy profit off destroying families.

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An Introspective Look At The Artist

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His Awesome Art!

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