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'''Do You Want To Play With My Balls'''  is a Satirical take on the juvenile literature market and the learning to read genre. It follows other famous [[Anti-joke|Anti-humour]], children's styled books such as '''Shut The Fuck Up And Go To Sleep''', <b>Jamal Has A Big Black Cock</b>, <b>Daddy's Got Wood</b> and <b>Winona's Got A Big, Brown Beaver</b>.<br>
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'''Do You Want To Play With My Balls'''  is a Satirical take on the juvenile literature market and the learning to read genre. It follows other famous [[Anti-joke|Anti-humour]], children's styled books such as '''Shut The Fuck Up And Go To Sleep''', <b>Jamal Has A Big Black Cock</b>, <b>Let's Play Flick The Bean</b> and <b>Winona's Got A Big, Brown Beaver</b>.<br>
 
The Book, '''Do You Want To Play With My Balls''', like most American literature, is written in easy to read sentences and has no real narrative.  The book mostly folows a theme, children playing with balls and shows the children, illustrated in the book, interacting with each other in ways that set up a double entendre with the word balls where the reader can interpret the use to mean '''Balls''' as a spherical toy like a [[Nigger|Basketball]] or '''Balls''' to mean the more risque, colloquial use refering to a man's [[Balls|testicles]].
 
The book was original published with a small original production run of 100 units that are now [[Fantatd|collector's items]].  When the book became a viral hit after its [[YouTube]] reading, the publisher (Bum Bum Books) reissued the book with a much larger production run.

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Do You Want To Play With My Balls is a lulzy work of Anti-humour that was written by the Cifaldi Brothers as a parody of Children's literature and was originally published in 2012. It, like most published literature in the United States that isn't a colouring book or has the name Stephen King on the cover, was pretty much ignored. It wasn't until May 2015 when a Jewtube video of someone reading the book was posted that SJWs and parents, convinced that this book was in Elementary School libraries through out America and either heralded the coming of Satan or a second coming of 1950s style sexism and gender specific roles and expectations, felt motivated enough to put their potato chips and fast-food down, get off their couches, waddle to the computer and demand its immediate burning through the use of limited, fat American style protests such as posting an angry Tweet about it and expecting someone else to do add omething about it.


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Do You Want To Play With My Balls is a Satirical take on the juvenile literature market and the learning to read genre. It follows other famous Anti-humour, children's styled books such as Shut The Fuck Up And Go To Sleep, Jamal Has A Big Black Cock, Let's Play Flick The Bean and Winona's Got A Big, Brown Beaver.

The Book, Do You Want To Play With My Balls, like most American literature, is written in easy to read sentences and has no real narrative. The book mostly folows a theme, children playing with balls and shows the children, illustrated in the book, interacting with each other in ways that set up a double entendre with the word balls where the reader can interpret the use to mean Balls as a spherical toy like a Basketball or Balls to mean the more risque, colloquial use refering to a man's testicles.

The book was original published with a small original production run of 100 units that are now collector's items. When the book became a viral hit after its YouTube reading, the publisher (Bum Bum Books) reissued the book with a much larger production run.