Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/February 4, 2015

	“	Decide that someone is a sock, and start a callout thread. Also, I am @minty's sock. And by "sock", I mean something she puts her foot in. And by "foot", I mean the foot-long black dildo she keeps under her bed... Yes, this has been painful, but from the "glass half full" perspective, when the cashier asks me "paper or plastic", I reply "goatse", and let them load up my stretched rectum.	„
	— scumhook, on how to identity a sock account