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Elon Musk

Elon Musk is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer cologne that costs $500 and makes you smell like a goat's ballsack for several months. Born in South Africa on June 28, 1971, Elon Reeve Musk is a billionaire entrepre ttention whore and IRL supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of Al Gore and the Alt-Right and—much like The Avatar—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the political/autism spectrum while barely even trying.

As the CEO of Tesla Motors, Elon Musk was long believed to just be another typical liberal treefucker who never shuts up about global warming and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of retarded dolphins who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through six pack rings. While it is true that Elon doesn't STFU about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin suicide or Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally.

Elon is also the founder and CEO of SpaceX, a space travel company that he founded in 2002 with the intentions of colonizing Mars and then annihilating the entirety of South Africa with high-velocity moon rocks to get revenge on the people who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny white pussy in South Africa.

	“	The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”. He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.	„
	—chip off the old block?

(( HE BOUGHT TWITTER ))


What have I missed?	Twatter 2 days ago	Daddy 4 days ago	Alek Minassian 6 days ago

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-{{center|<big>'''[[Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge]]'''</big>}}
+{{AOTN|Elon Musk|ElonTroll.jpg|
+'''Elon Musk''' is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer [[Rapefugee|cologne]] that [[Overpriced|costs $500]] and makes [[you]] smell like a [[Muslim|goat's ballsack]] for several months. Born in [[South Africa]] on June 28, 1971, '''Elon Reeve Musk''' is a [[Rich|billionaire]] [[Donald Trump|entrepre]][[Attention whore|ttention whore]] and [[IRL]] supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of [[Al Gore]] and the [[Alt-Right]] and—much like [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Avatar]]—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the [[political]]/[[autism]] spectrum while barely even trying.
-[[File:EVERYWHERE.png|thumb|right|300px]]
+As the CEO of '''[[Nikola Tesla|Tesla Motors]]''', Elon Musk was long believed to just be another typical [[liberal]] [[tree hugger|treefucker]] who never shuts up about [[global warming]] and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of [[retarded]] [[dolphin]]s who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through [[Coke|six pack rings]]. While it is true that Elon doesn't [[STFU]] about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin [[suicide]] or [[DACA|Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally]].
-The '''Haunted ''Majora's Mask'' Cartridge''' (also known as '''BEN [[Deepthroat|DROWNED]]''') is an incident which happened on <strike>Tuesday, September 11, 2001</strike> [[Last Thursday|Last Thursday]], which has now spread all over the virgin gaming community and the Internet. As the name implies it involves a haunted ''[[Legend of Zelda]]: Majora's Mask'' cartridge doing some crazy shit which would lead you to believe it's haunted. The cartridge is described as a normal, gray one with "Majora" written on it in marker and currently owned by a college drunk which on YouTube goes by the name "Jadusable".
+Elon is also the founder and CEO of '''[[Space|SpaceX]]''', a space travel company that he founded in [[2002]] with the intentions of colonizing [[Mars]] and then [[Genocide|annihilating]] the entirety of [[South Africa]] with [[Brianna Wu|high-velocity moon rocks]] to get revenge on [[Niglet|the people]] who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny [[white]] [[pussy]] in South Africa.
-The haunted cartridge is pretty [[Drugs|trippy]] and can make a person go insane. Like all scary stories have, the gameplay includes:
+{{quote|The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”.
-* [[Original|Music played backwards]]
-* Random spontaneous combustion
-* Weird laughing everywhere
-* A statue of a green-clothed [[Pedophile|dude following you everywhere]]
-* Indecipherable [[Illogicopedia|gibberish]]
-* Random drowning
-One thing that is mentioned throughout the video is the name BEN which has made a lot of virgins ponder "[[Who was phone|who is this BEN?]]"
+He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.|[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/25/elon-musks-father-has-baby-step-daughter-has-known-since-four/ chip off the old block?]}}|HE BOUGHT TWITTER|Twatter|Daddy|Alek Minassian}}
-Now, due to this shit, we may never have a good ''Majora's Mask'' discussion without this incident being mentioned.
-{{center|<big>[[Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge|'''(( ZOMG BEN DROWNED !!11! ))''']]</big>}}
-{{recentlyfeatured|Pokemon|Daddy|Alek Minassian}}

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