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'''''Pokémon''''' is a horrific multimedia franchise where children [[Slavery|control]] a collection of [[Black people|horribly mutated creatures]] from [[Africa|the underworld]]. It was created [[at least 100]] years ago in the [[Asian|magical]] land of [[Japan]], by [[autism|Satoshi Tajiri]] and his buttbuddies at Game Freak. The cancerous train wreck began its way across Japan in 1996, hitting the rest of the world shortly afterward. It is enjoyed by children, manchildren, housewives, Yakuza, and diseased cripples worldwide. | '''''Pokémon''''' is a horrific multimedia franchise where children [[Slavery|control]] a collection of [[Black people|horribly mutated creatures]] from [[Africa|the underworld]]. It was created [[at least 100]] years ago in the [[Asian|magical]] land of [[Japan]], by [[autism|Satoshi Tajiri]] and his buttbuddies at Game Freak. The cancerous train wreck began its way across Japan in 1996, hitting the rest of the world shortly afterward. It is enjoyed by children, manchildren, housewives, Yakuza, and diseased cripples worldwide. | ||
Contrary to common belief among [[NORP|those who have sex and go outside]], Pokémon is far more than a TV show based on a cute game 9-year-olds play on their [[Gameboy|Gaymeboys]]. Pokémon can best be described as the cultural equivalent of a [[Cancer|cancerous tumor]], with a [[Hentai|multitude of grasping tenticles slithering their way]] into every form of entertainment known to mankind. If you can think of it, Pokémon has already had [[OVER 9000|500]] official liscensed versions of it. These include, but are certainly are not limited to, [[Vidya|video games]], [[Electric Boogaloo|spinoff games]], [[Pokémon Go|mobile games]], [[Animu|cartoons]], [[Electric Jew|live-action TV shows]], [[Porn|movies]], [[Old media|magazines]], [[Comic book fans|comics]], [[Dora the Explorer|children's books]], [[FanFiction|"adult" books]], [[Dinosaur Erotica|''adult'' books]], [[Magic|trading cards]] | Contrary to common belief among [[NORP|those who have sex and go outside]], Pokémon is far more than a TV show based on a cute game 9-year-olds play on their [[Gameboy|Gaymeboys]]. Pokémon can best be described as the cultural equivalent of a [[Cancer|cancerous tumor]], with a [[Hentai|multitude of grasping tenticles slithering their way]] into every form of entertainment known to mankind. If you can think of it, Pokémon has already had [[OVER 9000|500]] official liscensed versions of it. These include, but are certainly are not limited to, [[Vidya|video games]], [[Electric Boogaloo|spinoff games]], [[Pokémon Go|mobile games]], [[Animu|cartoons]], [[Electric Jew|live-action TV shows]], [[Porn|movies]], [[Old media|magazines]], [[Comic book fans|comics]], [[Dora the Explorer|children's books]], [[FanFiction|"adult" books]], [[Dinosaur Erotica|''adult'' books]], [[Magic|trading cards]], [[Plushie|plush toys]], [[Plastic crap|figurines]], [[Shit no one cares about|board games]], [[Camwhore|cameras]], [[Fat|pedometers]], [[Chikins|food]], [[Wetlook|clothing]], [[jewelry]], [[Chair|furniture]], [[I'm so random|cookware]], [[South Park|towels]], [[Minecraft|Legos]], [[Jew|Monopoly]] (not Nintendo's monopolization of the world's [[assburgers]] supply, the actual fucking board game ''Monopoly'' had a Pokémon spinoff. [[Serious business|Seriously]].) and many many more. | ||
|YET ANOTHER LOW EFFORT ENTRY IS GOING TO BE SHIT OUT BY GAME FREAK SOON!!!!|Your Mom|Hunter Biden|Japan}} | |YET ANOTHER LOW EFFORT ENTRY IS GOING TO BE SHIT OUT BY GAME FREAK SOON!!!!|Your Mom|Hunter Biden|Japan}} | ||
Latest revision as of 00:10, 19 July 2022
Pokémon is a horrific multimedia franchise where children control a collection of horribly mutated creatures from the underworld. It was created at least 100 years ago in the magical land of Japan, by Satoshi Tajiri and his buttbuddies at Game Freak. The cancerous train wreck began its way across Japan in 1996, hitting the rest of the world shortly afterward. It is enjoyed by children, manchildren, housewives, Yakuza, and diseased cripples worldwide.
Contrary to common belief among those who have sex and go outside, Pokémon is far more than a TV show based on a cute game 9-year-olds play on their Gaymeboys. Pokémon can best be described as the cultural equivalent of a cancerous tumor, with a multitude of grasping tenticles slithering their way into every form of entertainment known to mankind. If you can think of it, Pokémon has already had 500 official liscensed versions of it. These include, but are certainly are not limited to, video games, spinoff games, mobile games, cartoons, live-action TV shows, movies, magazines, comics, children's books, "adult" books, adult books, trading cards, plush toys, figurines, board games, cameras, pedometers, food, clothing, jewelry, furniture, cookware, towels, Legos, Monopoly (not Nintendo's monopolization of the world's assburgers supply, the actual fucking board game Monopoly had a Pokémon spinoff. Seriously.) and many many more.
| Your Mom 2 days ago |
Hunter Biden 4 days ago |
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