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Welcome, Anaximander

This is serious. READ IT.

Before spunking-off all over the site look over ED:101...

If you don't your shit will be flushed and you open yourself up to being anally-violated by SheepBot's massive metallic penis.

We understand that a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's the fucking basics:

Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable.
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See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else... or not, shit is tl;dr

Mr Jonzz 12:06, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Hello Mr Jonzz Anaximander 12:08, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

y helo thar! - Mr Jonzz 12:32, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Trying to save a boring article, you? Anaximander 12:38, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Masturbating with barbed-wire. - Mr Jonzz 13:31, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Oh, I see you're straight-laced...I usually go for Razorwire. Anaximander 13:35, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Too poor to buy razorwirez... saving cash for paracetamol and cough-medicine.

TixyLix™... It's a hell of a drug. - Mr Jonzz

15:53, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

So you must be a brit? HEY BUDDY I GOT AN IDEA IF YOU NEED MONEY JUST CLICK ALL MAH LINKS YOU CAN MAKE TWENTYTHOUSAND QUID A DAY! LAERN MAH TRICK THAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!! Anaximander 15:57, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

I think I'll just stick to selling my n00ds on Craigslist; thanks for the offer though. - Mr Jonzz 16:36, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

ill give ya tree fiddy.... Anaximander 17:47, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

I Just give You {{Dumb}}. ~ [[User:Evilea|E [[User talk:Evilea|v [[U Mad|i [[Rape|l [[Faggot|e [[Cunt|a 12:53, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

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My oh my

	“	ZIPPEDY DOO DAH	„

Anaximander 13:16, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

how kind of you to speak their language! Anaximander 13:21, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

HI I LIEK ECONOMIKZ IS DAT SEXY? ;_; Anaximander 15:37, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

I knew it. Anaximander 15:47, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Okaaaaaaay!!! :D Anaximander 17:47, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

I'm new to this thing...any pointers/tips/suggestions/warnings? Dont wanna fuck shit up already... Anaximander 18:04, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Thanks anyway! Anaximander 19:18, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Hi-diddly-ho neighboreno. Anaximander 12:06, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

Doing some research, eating some fancy french cheeses cuz im classy as shit. You?

Anaximander 12:39, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

Okay, I took a video of my and my sister dancing and playing with ourselves!!!

Let me know if I should wincest!!!

Anaximander 13:34, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

Looky thurr!! PURTY KEWL SHARK Anaximander 15:03, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

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